Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

Every year I buy a big faux-fur coat for the winter.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

I'm not sure if I'm an introvert or extrovert. I love being around people, but sometimes I do need to go off and fart.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

I've developed a fun text when a friend has just had a baby. I ask a classic question: 'Are you sleeping?' The reply is inevitably that they aren't, they're getting a few hours here and there, they're exhausted. It's then when I swoop in: 'It'll all be worth it when they're softly stroking your hair as you slip into oblivion.'

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

Every hairstyle I have is funny because my barber is a standup comedian by the slightly unfortunate name of Paul Sweeney. His cuts are fantastic but the chats are even better.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

I nearly got hit by a car while I was trying to write a stupid joke but a female sheep stood in the way. I can't thank ewe enough.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

I'm a bit done with weddings. There are so many and I'm so bored of them.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

I make a sensational chicken, chorizo and mung bean stew.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

It's a cliche, but the people who enjoy your work and who come up and say, 'I enjoyed that and I liked that,' they are the people who ultimately are keeping you in work. And so, it would be rude and ungrateful of me to be anything but polite.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

I've got really into gardening.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

If you organise a dinner party, and two guests cancel, it is still a dinner party: you still get to eat dinner.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

I am a rare millennial who managed to buy property thanks to a mix of highly lucrative TV panel show work and employing Gary Barlow as a financial adviser.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

I don't want a little Oliver/Olivia parasite running about eating my biscuits. My friends, on the other hand, are procreating like humanity depends on it, and it doesn't.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

There's a viral video of a young girl learning to say 'who' but pronouncing it as 'wah' which I think could be one of the funniest things that has ever happened.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

Best place I've visited is probably Tanzania when I was younger and I'd love to go to America as I haven't been to loads of places there yet.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

I did a tweet about LGBTQ+ and someone was saying 'what's the + and what's the Q?' and some people would be like 'you should educate yourself it's disgusting, google it.' If I asked the question, they would answer it to me, so just try and treat people in the way I expect to be treated myself. So I do think that's been a problem in our community.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

I get frustrated by the way camp is portrayed sometimes. Camp, for me, is a nice 'everyone is welcome' kind of thing rather than an 'ooh, what's she wearing' kind of thing.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

Turns out it's bloody hard to make a sculpture that looks like a human head, so I've not bothered. Realism is for squares.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

Life is hard. There's parking fines, PPI, the Kardashians - it's a marvel any of us manage to get out of bed.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

I am the promise guardian to a wonderful girl called Grace, a role akin to a godfather but without the Christian responsibilities, as I am a devout Jedi.

Joe Lycett
Joe Lycett

Companies ignoring their customers. I think it's unforgivable. And I count using a chatbot on your website as ignoring your customers. Stop doing it.