Mayor: You're a magnificent cunt.
Madeliene White: [smiles condescendingly] Thank you.
Dalton Russell: It's going to be okay.
Brian Robinson: Cool.
Dalton Russell: You'll be home soon.
Brian Robinson: That's wassup.
Keith Frazier: What are you doing? This ain't no bank robbery!
Dalton Russell: [observing the violence of Brian's GTA game] Jesus, what's the point of this?
Brian Robinson: Like my man 50 says, get rich or die tryin'. Yo, you get mad points for knocking over the bank.
Dalton Russell: You think that's cool?
Brian Robinson: Hell, yeah. You trying to get paid too.
Vikram Walia: Detective Frazier my ass, where's my fucking turban?
Dalton Russell: [after he has shot a hostage] Buses, Kojak, or I'll give you two of the longest days of your life.
Keith Frazier: You planned every inch of this thing right from the start, you got everybody marching to your beat, including me, and i'm through buying it!
[from trailer]
Det. Bill Mitchell: You gotta be crazy to go in there.
Keith Frazier: Like a fox.
[last lines]
Sylvia: C'mon, baby. The handcuffs are gettin' cold...
Arthur Case: [after hearing the robbers demanded a plane] You want me to arrange for one?
Det. Bill Mitchell: [to Keith Frazier] If this goes down wrong, they're gonna dump this whole mess in your lap.
Dalton Russell: [Sergeant Collins peeks in the bank, Dalton comes out with his revolver and speaks in an accent] You come near here I start throwing bodies out the front door. I not fucking joking, man.
Sylvia: Did you bring Big Willy?
Keith Frazier: Yeah and the Twins!
Dalton Russell: [Fires pistol] Everybody get down on the fucking floor now!
Madeliene White: You know, there's a famous saying by the Baron de Rothschild, 'When there's blood in the streets, buy property.'
Joe Lamb: I know bad things happen. Bad things happen. But you can still live. You can still live.
Cary: He's too stoned!
Martin: Oh, drugs are so bad!
Alice Dainard: I Know I don't know you at all. Even though it sort of feels like I do. Do you not feel like that?
Joe Lamb: No, no, I totally do. I'm just kind of in shock at this entire conversation.
Cary: Excuse me, can I have another order of fries? Because my friend here is fat.
Charles: Funny, Chompers! At least I don't need a booster seat.
Joe Lamb: She used to look at me... this way, like really look... and I just knew I was there... that I existed.
Jackson Lamb: I hope we're clear on that.
Joe Lamb: We're not clear!
Jackson Lamb: [turns around] What'd you say?
Joe Lamb: We're not clear! You and I aren't clear about anything! We couldn't be less clear!
Charles: Joe, pass me that thing off the curtain. Ok, this is going to hurt a lot.
Martin: OWWWWWWWWW! OUCH! AWWWWWW!
Charles: Jesus Martin! I haven't done it yet!
Louis Dainard: I've seen it... nobody believes me...
Joe Lamb: I believe you.
Charles: I can't believe we're breaking into the school. Who does that? Nobody does that. Idiots do that.
