It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is.
Being honest with you, it's not the 'great' wall of China. It's an all right wall. It's the 'All Right Wall of China.'
When you've been on a programme called 'An Idiot Abroad' job offers aren't exactly flying in.
I don't really go out at night in terms of noisy, busy places; I prefer more of a quiet corner somewhere.
You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.
I've never worried about life's big questions.
If you'd have told me five years ago that I'd have done all this - two books, some television and everything - I'd panic, I'd be scared.
I'm not a proper traveler. I don't like to be challenged or have too much of a change and prefer a week away just to relax.
Yesterday, I did some painting then went out to buy an onion and came home and watched 'University Challenge.' The onion was probably the highlight.
That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.
I think it's a problem when something's a dream because it'll never live up to your expectations. It's better to go somewhere thinking it'll be horrible, and then be pleasantly surprised.
I don't watch much telly, the telly hardly goes on, but the things I do watch are sort of nature programs, and something about the oceans and the amount of weird fish that's in there.
I drive a car, like an adult. Not brilliantly. I'm not great.
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
You can only live to be so old, then you gotta let go.
We'll all die out eventually. Humans will be gone. And all I'm saying is, when people worry about polar bears disappearing or whatever, it's like, 'Well that's life, things will come and go, we'll find new species.'
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling.
