Bald isn't like being ethnic or disabled. Everyone can and will make jokes about it and expect you to laugh good-naturedly, which you will.
I think bald guys have been notoriously cast as villains throughout history.
Bald guys have been playing the bad guy for a long time, whether it's pirates, thieves, murderers, or whatnot, so the deck is a little bit stacked against you in that regard.
I've been going bald since I was about 17. I'm still hanging on to my hair for dear life, but I do sometimes wonder - should I get a wig?
Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Dr. Phil is a fat, loud blowhard with a Texas twang and male-pattern baldness.
What's interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair.
I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.
Tires were so bald on the truck that the air was showin' through, and I had to drive fifty miles an hour all the way out there, because the vibration was so bad.
I'm a bit biased with my love for Kyle Long. I would say he's the best bald guard in football.
