Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

Awkward is a state of being.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

In general, sincerity is awkward.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

Serious beliefs are awkward, especially religious ones. It's not that there's anything wrong with them, it's just that people's real, heart-felt, deeply held beliefs are, well, 'not easy to handle or deal with, requiring great skill, ingenuity, or care' - in a word, awkward.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

As long as cantankerous old people have existed, they have complained that kids nowadays don't seem to know anything.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

It turns out that in order to think well, knowledge helps.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

Some information is important, and some is not, and intelligence consists in knowing one from the other.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

Obama isn't funny.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

Harvard prides itself on its diversity - economic, racial, social, geographical - but it remains intellectually segregated. It's not what conservative commentators seem to imagine - a bastion of liberal professors force-feeding radical opinions to a naive student body.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

By isolating ourselves from those with whose opinions we disagree, we lose the ability to defend our beliefs.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

Hi, my name is Alexandra, and I'm a netaholic.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

George Washington didn't have to make us laugh; he just had to establish precedents and avoid chopping down more cherry trees than he could possibly help. But somewhere along the line, Americans began expecting their presidents to do more than just govern. They also had to make us laugh.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

At Harvard, where students tend to respond to real-world celebrities with the vague sense that they could do a better job themselves, the recipe for celebrity is complex.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

History contains heroes, but no one is a hero entirely, and no one is a hero for very long.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

You can be brilliant in some ways and despicable in others. You can be a clean, upright, moral individual in your private life who never swears, treats women with respect, and speaks highly of duty and honor - and go out every day and dedicate yourself to a cause that makes the world worse.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

MS Paint was my creative outlet for many years.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

All children, except two, grow up: Peter Pan and Donald Trump Jr.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

Any promising young white man rich enough to theoretically afford a giant oil painting of himself gets to remain young and innocent forever, and none of his actions have any consequences, whether there is magic involved or not.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

Yale students want to impress you with what they're doing. Harvard students want to impress you with how cool they look while doing it.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

Everyone praises Harvard 'for the students.' But what makes Harvard's students so great is that they are, in many ways, a cross-section of the larger world. They are normal people who happen to be excellent, and this sets them apart. People who go to Yale go because they want to attend Yale. People who go to Harvard go because they can.