Adam DeVine
Adam DeVine

I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old people go through a weird amount of steak knives. I also sold straight meat over the telephone.

Alexandra C. Pelosi
Alexandra C. Pelosi

There are old people in San Francisco because my parents still live there. The young tech bros don't see old people or children. The Mission district, where they live and work, they don't see children or old people. That statement revealed, to me, the blinders that the techies are wearing.

Alexandra Petri
Alexandra Petri

As long as cantankerous old people have existed, they have complained that kids nowadays don't seem to know anything.

Allan Carr
Allan Carr

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

Amy Grant
Amy Grant

It's human nature to be curious about people, and to be more curious about young people than old people. We want to cheer something on at the same time we want to tear it down. That's just so normal.

Anat Cohen
Anat Cohen

Some old people, they remember that they used to play clarinet, and they remember the squeaks of the clarinet. But I don't play like that.

Andrew Solomon
Andrew Solomon

While all old people have been young, no young people have been old, and this troubling fact engenders the frustration of all parents and elders, which is that while you can describe your experience, you cannot confer it.

Arundhati Bhattacharya
Arundhati Bhattacharya

In India, women are still the primary caregivers. Whether it be for children, whether it be for old people or sick people, you are the primary caregiver. No matter what position you are in.

ASAP Ferg
ASAP Ferg

Racism been over. It's the old people that keep on holding on to it.

Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley

Kids are born into the situation they're born into, and obviously, they have no control over that. And we, as adults, it's up to us to take care of kids - that's part of your moral responsibility. I always tell people, 'There's two groups we should take care of - old people and young people.'