John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

The only character I ever remember actually creating in a flash of inspiration was George Liquor. God planted that in my head in an instant.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

Schools are really bad now. Schools are not only bad in reading, writing and arithmetic, they're worse in cultural aspects, like in music and art. They don't teach you anything.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

You buy any book on color theory today, and it's just complete poppycock. Everybody comes out of school painting pink, purple and green. The whole damn cartoon industry has pink purple and green on their mind.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

George Liquor is really the richest character I have. I'm amazed there aren't 365 episodes about him on TV already.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

From 20 years of experience hiring artists out of the schools, I know-they get worse every year. They're absolutely ridiculously retarded now.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

To make something look real and alive, nothing can be symmetrical because nothing in real life is symmetrical. You have to make it look organic.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

If you're a kid wanting to be a cartoonist today, and you're looking at Family Guy, you don't have to aim very high.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

Open a magazine from the 1930s and '40s and look at the illustrations in it. There's nobody alive that could touch the way they could draw back then.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

Joe Barbera's s always complaining that he can't get humor into cartoons anymore. Just do it. You've got your money. Why do they let the networks run their lives?

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

In old movies, the cinematography is a thousand times better than anything today. Writing, a thousand times better.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

You can draw Family Guy when you're 10 years old. You don't have to get any better than that to become a professional cartoonist. The standards are extremely low.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

One guy records the voices, another guy times the storyboard, another guy times the sheets, one guy is the story editor. All these jobs should be covered by the director.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

Cartoonists are untrained artists, while illustrators are more trained.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

I'll let you in on a secret: I can't stand Jay Ward. I hate being compared to Rocky and Bullwinkle. It's just a different style of humor.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

My intended audience was everybody. I just want to make cartoons for human beings.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

I influenced the BG style by not being able to draw perspective. The BG artists developed cool graphic painting styles to make my bad backgrounds look like they were that way on purpose.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

The storyboard department doesn't talk to the layout department, which doesn't talk to the writing department. They're all jealous of each other.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

My style is very strong poses and expressions.

John Kricfalusi
John Kricfalusi

I don t think cartoons are only for kids, but I think kids will love anything as long as it's visually interesting.