I've not made my name as a wheeler and dealer. Don't say that.
We are givers, not takers.
I have not purposely gone out to try to avoid paying income tax.
I have brought up a fantastic family.
To try and nick a few quid off the income tax... Why? I am not into that. I don't need that.
I love animals, all animals - apart from cats. I'm a little bit scared of cats.
Am I scared of anything? Yeah, everything.
I don't think I can eat emu.
I told Birmingham I don't want nothing, I'm not interested in the money.
Show me someone who has never made a mistake in their life, and I'll show you a liar. It happens.
I do get text messages from people with sick jokes on when something terrible has happened. I don't read them; they make me ill. But it does happen, and I'm sure I'm not the only person who gets them.
Lots of people do that silly tweeting.
I don't know what an email is.
I have never sent a fax, and I've never even sent a text message.
I can't work a computer.
If I could help someone somewhere, help a young manager, I'd love that. I did it at Derby with Darren Wassall and had a great time.
For me, sitting there, watching them pass the ball, watching them train - you want to be around good players.
Gareth Bale could play anywhere.
Luka Modric could get into almost any team.
I very much doubt that it could happen again that any manager would do 20 years with a top Premiership club.
