Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

You have to have a thick skin, yes. If you're going to do something as foolhardy as standup, you've got to be able to take it on the chin if someone has a go at you.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

In my twenties, I floated around for years, doing the odd theatre job but mainly leading a hedonistic lifestyle, getting intoxicated in plenty of different ways in plenty of different places.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I discovered I'm 60 per cent Viking. Well, more Danish, I suppose. I'm also two-and-a-half per cent Neanderthal.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I think people are quite refreshed with politicians who aren't concerned with what Arctic Monkeys track they like, but with the day-to-day, dull business of politics.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

When the sun shines in Britain there's no finer place on Earth.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

People perceive me as this kind of hippy intellectual, reflecting and communing with nature or in a pyramid somewhere chanting. Really, no. I love speed, fast things, quad and road bikes, and bombing down a mountain.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I don't think any comic could say there isn't a bit of them that doesn't want to show off.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

As a young man, the temptation was to drink the minibar dry. I did all that - now I prefer to get outdoors.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

The two worst enemies of comedy are lack of sleep and not having had a decent meal.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I prefer the simple things and I love walking in the countryside, or going camping... but simplicity is hard. It's easier to over-complicate things.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

As a comedian and satirist you have to be neutral, because everyone's fair game. Once you show bias, you lose that.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I'm an omnivore, although I am trying to eat less meat. I went vegetarian for about two years, then I suddenly got a craving one morning and that was it.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

As I get older, I have a very strong urge to know about stuff. I want to learn the names of trees and birds; that's the sort of knowledge I want to pass on to my son.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

Normally, with stand-up, it's quite solitary, you write the material on your own, you perform it on your own, it's all very much on you. Your own thoughts. You have to sort of modulate your own performance.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

The Lib Dems are such terrible ditherers.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

Fatherhood made everything more straightforward. I was relieved that no longer did I have to agonise over what meaning I had in my life.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

People are obsessed by how I look.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I hate getting ill, it irritates me so I try to stay reasonably healthy.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I've always been reasonably upbeat about most things.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

Paddle boarding: it's the closest you get to walking on water.