Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

If you really push yourself you can perhaps achieve something you didn't think you could.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

Having a break from comedy is quite good.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

The point with me is that it's always been, even with the stand-up, that the music has to be right. You have to take it seriously. You have to try and play it as faithfully as possible. That way it helps the comedy. Rather than just playing it in a silly way.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

My earliest memory is feeling soil between my fingers when I was around three years old.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

My comedy comes from the actual music itself - they're observational musical gags. I could take the music away and it would just be some words.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I was asked to do an ad campaign for a supermarket once. I was baffled. It's strange when you realise your popularity or reputation is a marketable commodity; it's a stock, a currency.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

There was something about stand-up that music wouldn't give me, which was my love of the spoken word and the mercurial tendency of language to respond to what happens to you.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I grew up in a little town between Bath and Bristol with my parents and grandparents in the same house. It was rural and idyllic.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I did a show in this tiny town called Longyearbyen. We went snowmobiling around Svalbard and saw Arctic foxes, snow bunting, polar bear footprints and almost got lost in a blizzard.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I am pretty laid-back as a parent, but I do like a lot of activity. So I am constantly suggesting things to do that involve some physical activity: cycling, mountain biking and paddleboarding.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I quite like confounding people's expectations.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I used to live on a houseboat near Hammersmith Bridge.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I don't like labels. I have always fought against that as a stand-up.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

Comedy can be quite all consuming at times, and if you're not careful you end up doing a tour, then a DVD, then another tour then a DVD. Suddenly the years have just flown by.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I said to my wife that if I had enough money I'd have my arms lengthened. Slightly longer arms would be great.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

In a way, I wish none of it had ever happened - Facebook, Twitter - if it had never happened the world would have just carried on serenely. It's utterly redundant and yet we all have to be involved in it somehow.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I used to like beer, but it makes me feel slightly queasy.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I'm one for new things: I like new technology, I like new music, I'm not entrenched in some view of what culture should be. I like the fact that it's constantly changing and that language is changing, that behaviour changes.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

London is a great place to be over Christmas.

Bill Bailey
Bill Bailey

I was an only child but I never longed for a sibling. It just didn't occur to me.