To me, having 500 rolls of fabric around is the most calming thing in the world. I think it's what football is to some guys.
When I went to college, I did clothing and textiles. It really wasn't until I moved to New York, my second night in, I did stand-up. I took a wild left turn, and instead of going back and finishing school at FIT, I started doing stand-up and acting.
I did nothing but dramas for seven years in New York. I didn't really start anything comedic until I moved out to L.A. and found The Groundlings.
I just think that wigs and makeup and costumes completely transform me.
I just don't lose weight easily.
I don't know any neighborhoods where everyone's walking around in seven-inch heels and perfect makeup.
I'm not a great pregnant woman.
Sometimes I wish I were just magically a size 6 and I never had to give it a single thought.
I don't really know why I'm not thinner than I am.
I'm really happy in my life.
I am not a princess, I don't want to be referred to as a princess - I find that super creepy.
I've always had mostly gay male friends.
Even when someone gets to looking like she should be so proud of herself, instead she's like, 'I could be another three pounds less; I could be a little taller and have bigger lips.'
I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing.
It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff.
Comedy to me is all about the bumps and bruises and weird tics.
My back was just destroyed after pregnancy. I almost had to have surgery, until I did Pilates and rebuilt my body.
I believe in Heaven. I don't believe that this is it, and then we're done.
I think the reason I'm an actress is because I love playing kind of a more extreme people.
I just think we tear down women in this country for all these superficial reasons, and women are so great and strong.
