Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

The lonely become either thoughtful or empty.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Travelers never think that they are the foreigners.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

The shades of respectability begin to close about the greying head.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Three meals plus bedtime make four sure blessings a day.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Affection reproaches, but does not denounce.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Magic trick: to make people disappear, ask them to fulfill their promises.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Romance is tempestuous. Love is calm.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Observe decorum, and it will open a path to morality.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

The wisdom of age: don't stop walking.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

We are prepared for insults, but compliments leave us baffled.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Consciousness is our only reprieve from Time.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Kindness eases everything almost as much as money does.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

After an argument, silence may mean acceptance or the continuation of resistance by other means.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Money: power at its most liquid.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

I love you is the inscription on Pandora's box.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little.

Mason Cooley
Mason Cooley

To confer dignity, forgive. To express contempt, forget.