To me the goal of comedy is to just laugh, which is a really high hearted thing, visceral connection and reaction.
A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It's a great, very smart way to make television. It's worked for however long TV's been around.
Oh, I love stand-up.
I think I'm past any window where I'm suddenly going to become surprisingly ripped so that people go, 'Oh, my God, what happened to you?'
There are people that really live by doing the right thing, but I don't know what that is, I'm really curious about that. I'm really curious about what people think they're doing when they're doing something evil, casually. I think it's really interesting, that we benefit from suffering so much, and we excuse ourselves from it.
I've always loved boxing. It's something I've always been extremely excited about.
When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.
Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.'
Anytime you see a bit where some stranger does something to me, it's me.
When I got divorced, I thought 'Well, there goes my act.'
I'm enjoying the work while I get it right now.
When I am in a hotel, and I turn off the lights and the TV, I just freak out. I turn the TV back on and don't get any sleep.
You can't direct without a good crew.
People don't talk to me on airplanes.
When two kids are being completely berserk, and they're naked and throwing food around, sometimes I just let it go because I can see a future where they're going to be dressed, and they're going to be at school. So I kind of let stuff go sometimes.
I've tried to do away with lying in my life in the last few years, but it's hard.
When you're young as a comic, you don't have a lot of leverage.
I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad.
I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
You have to be aware of who you're talking to in an audience.
