I don't have a brother in real life.
I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum.
I would rather be with my kids than anybody else.
I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.
I was an awkward kid.
The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I'm not telling you what it's about and I'm not telling you who's in it.
I'm not sure why I'm so often disgusting on stage. I don't always know where it comes from.
There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.'
I like pressure. Pressure doesn't make me crack. It's enabling. I eat pressure, and there might be times when I get a bad feeling in my gut that this might be too much, but you feel pressure when you're not doing something, you know?
To me, it's very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it's not me.
Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them.
The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do.
To me, art supplies are always okay to buy.
It's easier to cancel a show if it's expensive.
My kids are really easy. I often worry that they're too easy to deal with. They're really nice people.
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.
If I do something for my kids, I get a medal, because most fathers don't.
There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say.
I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.
