Gary Larson
Gary Larson

This was more than just a cow - this was an entire career I was looking at.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

I've always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

Great moments in science: Einstein discovers that time is actually money.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

My future plans are hazy, and I've yet to experience how much cartooning is in my blood and therefore how much I'll miss it. But I have some other interests, especially in music, and I will probably take the opportunity to delve into those things more deeply.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

The Bluebird of Happiness long absent from his life, Ned is visited by the Chicken of Depression.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

I think one thing that's important to maintain is a sense of fear, always doubting yourself... a good dose of insecurity helps your work in some ways.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

Cartooning was a good fit for me. And yet now, years later, I almost never think about it.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

I remember one time watching a bird snatch a dragonfly out of midair and thinking, 'Gee, life can come to an end - crunch! - just like that.'

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

Humans have changed ecosystems more rapidly and extensively than in any comparable period of time in human history, largely to meet rapidly growing demands for food, fresh water, timber, fiber and fuel. This has resulted in a substantial and largely irreversible loss in the diversity of life on Earth.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

You know those little snow globes that you shake up? I always thought my brain was sort of like that. You know, where you just give it a shake and watch what comes out and shake it again. It's like that.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

I actually find a lot of parallels in jazz and cartooning.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

If I didn't understand a cartoon in a newspaper, I'd just turn the page.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

I was so intrigued by insects and things that crawled or flew - I could spend hours by myself in a vacant lot.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

As a kid I used to raise snakes. Obviously, my social life was a bit down at the time. But it took me a while to realise that with an interest like that people are going to think there's something wrong with you.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

You should always leave the party 10 minutes before you actually do.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

A long time ago, I became aware that many of us have a tendency to lump nature into simplistic categories, such as what we consider beautiful or ugly, important or unimportant. As human a thing as that is to do, I think it often leads us to misunderstand the respective roles of life forms and their interconnectedness.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

Every week when my batch of weekly cartoons would go to FedEx, it felt like a small miracle. Then in a few days, it's 'Here we go again.'

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

I keep thinking someone's gonna show up and say, 'There's been a big mistake. The guy next door is supposed to be drawing the cartoon. Here's your shovel.'

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

A lot of people think I'm going to be like someone who's stepped out of one of his own cartoons. And maybe I am. But I sure have a hard time analyzing it.

Gary Larson
Gary Larson

The daily calendar seemed, to me, like a kind of cartoon black hole, and you didn't have to be a rocket scientist to know that that couldn't be sustained indefinitely. That's why I pulled the plug on that one after the '02 edition. Kind of a preemptive strike.