I've been studying Israeli army martial arts. I now know 16 ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back.
Consumer culture needs us to be impulsive, while our political culture fears that we will ever develop discipline.
I think we live in a country that sometimes forgets how effective the rule of law is, perhaps because our governments have often found it inconvenient.
I don't think I'm angry. I'm horrified - powered by horror.
I loved the idea of Bowie as an artist, with his Burroughsian cut-up technique, creating these undecipherable, abstract songs, where we all projected our own meanings onto his jarring word choices and unexpected chord changes.
I went through a brief phase years ago of getting Men's Health then I realised there are actually only three ways to do a sit-up and they're just repackaging it endlessly.
I read tons of comic books. My favourite is Grant Morrison, a Scottish comic writer.
I love the BBC and I think it's a really important thing.
British people have a really sophisticated sense of humour, because we're exposed to much more than Europeans and Americans, not least in our literary heritage.
That's what I do in my stand-up. I work hard and hone the material and after a while audiences expect what I do to be good.
I think the most important things my book does is to give readers the address of George Monbiot's website and how to get hold of comic books by Grant Morrison.