David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

Are you sick and tired of these moralizing moralizers imposing their morality on the rest of us? I know I am.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

Throughout the Old Testament, God warns his chosen people about the perils of assimilation, shiksappeal and false gods.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

Now, I do not, on any level, possess the expertise to argue about the science of anthropological global warming. Nor do you, most likely. This certainly doesn't mean an average citizen has the duty to do the lock step.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

You will notice that the Occupy Wall Street crowds - and the progressives who support them - focus on bringing the wealthy down to earth rather than lifting the 99 percent. They have a nearly religious belief that too much wealth is fundamentally immoral and unhealthy for society.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

If progressives were interested in mitigating inequality, they would support the dynamism of free markets to allow the merit of ideas, products and services to win the day rather than stifle companies and pick winners in the name of imagined 'progress.'

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

Zero-tolerance on drinking and driving - meaning no drinking at all before driving - is a collective punishment that, in essence, only affects responsible adults who follow the law.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

Now, admittedly, Twitter can be entertaining on occasion, as it turns out that 140 characters offers a great chance to be misunderstood - and an even greater chance one will expose his inner troglodyte.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

It would probably strike the average politician as absurd to argue that the best way to fix the economy is to stop trying to 'fix it.'

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

As with most people, my ideology and my attitudes about life were informed by parents and family.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

Whether you're a believer or not, a flawed biblical epic is going to be more entertaining than a remake of a Paul Verhoeven movie or some third-rate sci-fi flick.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

Admittedly, I possess virtually no expertise in science. That puts me in exactly the same position as most dogmatic environmentalists who want to craft public policy around global warming fears.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

Every decade or so, Hollywood has an epiphany. It turns out faith-based audiences enjoy going to the movies, too.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

I don't think that voters should be fixated on public policy. In a healthy republic, they wouldn't have to worry every waking hour about what their government is doing.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

You'll notice that for many progressives, taking from the rich is not simply a necessity of budgeting but a moral imperative and a tool to institute fairness that capitalism supposedly hasn't.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

If the wealthy get wealthier, no one has to become one penny poorer.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

Progressivism is the belief that we have too much freedom with which to make too many stupid choices.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

Aside from the occasional genocide, oppression, evil and torture, etc., it is inarguable that public policy could be implemented more rapidly in an autocracy.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

A true fascist is anyone who wants to take away my air conditioning or force me to ride a bike.

David Harsanyi
David Harsanyi

If the library's rarest frequenters are the ones we'd like to see in them the most, then libraries are failing.