I don't know anything about computers.
I'm a sort of nuts-and-bolts guy. I'm into turning wrenches and swinging a hammer and wrenching on cars.
I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.
I didn't have any success in show business until I was 30 to 31 years of age.
I mean, we sit around and we go, you know, 'Torture doesn't work.' Well, it's been around for 5,000 years. Most stuff that doesn't work goes the way of the dodo pretty quick, like waterbeds and 8-tracks and things like that.
I don't normally vote. I'm lazy and I never bought into the 'Every vote counts.'
People look at me, and they go, 'You're white, you're smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.'
I was a horrible student.
I think if you create something and you get an audience for it, then the monetization part is really secondary.
Rich people don't pay taxes? Of course they pay taxes - they pay tons in taxes. They pay for everyone else who doesn't pay taxes.
A lot of guys and people in our society think that chicks just love dudes with money. Chicks love dudes who are successful who happen to have money - do you know what I mean? Chicks are attracted to dudes that are doing their own thing.
The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don't have a compelling host then you have nothing.
I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans.
I could definitely see myself making a serious movie or a drama in the future.
I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.
The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
If you're conservative in Hollywood, you're on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
Whoever is for higher taxes, feel free to pay higher taxes.
