People are stupid. There's a lot of dumb stuff that's successful.
When I say things that sound insane, like only the smartest million people should have the right to vote, well, I mean that.
I don't know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of people and what they expect out of me.
No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader.
I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
I don't have any ill will or ill thought towards anybody.
I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.
I'm not a Republican.
I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
I like radio and live performing stuff. I don't like the television stuff as much.
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.
I get depressed at airports.
I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
There are certain things women are better at than men.
I have a daughter who I love very much, I hire women, I've worked with women, I've never had an issue with women.
The main thing that I learned from my horrible job experiences was how horrible they were.
