Hotel Transylvania
Hotel Transylvania

Martha: Your zing will come, cherish it my love, love mommy.

Hotel Transylvania
Hotel Transylvania

Jonathan: [on opposite sides of an airplane window] Drac, I can't understand you!
Dracula: What? My hands in a tan shoe?

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Hotel Transylvania

Wayne: What? Now there's no sheep in the road. Let's go.
Murray: That was pretty sick, man.
Wayne: You eat lamb chops, it's the same thing.

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Hotel Transylvania

Jonathan: Yeah, well, I was afraid your dad was gonna suck all the blood out of my body if I didn't say that.
Dracula: I wouldn't have... No, he's right, I would have done that.
Mavis: Dad.
Dracula: I was wrong, Devil-chops.

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Hotel Transylvania

Dracula: Listen to me, you are never to return here. Your are to stay away and tell no humans about this place. Or I will track you down, and suck every ounce of blood from you body, until you look like a deflated whoopee cushion!

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Hotel Transylvania

[Quasimodo kicks a suit of armor in the groin]
Suit of Armor: Ow! Why did that hurt me?

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Hotel Transylvania

Mavis: Uhm... who is that?
Dracula: Who was what?
Jonathan: [groans]
Dracula: Oh that. That is ahh... nobody.
Mavis: Seriously dad?
Jonathan: Dad?
Mavis: Yeah, I know Dracula's daughter. Everyone freaks out at first.

Jonathan: Dracula?

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Hotel Transylvania

Jonathan: Look at me, I'm a Frankenhomie!

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Hotel Transylvania

Eunice: English, please! Your voice is REALLY annnoying!

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Hotel Transylvania

Dracula: [thinks Murray passed gas] You're kidding me. Right in my lobby?
Murray: Drac, I swear, man, I don't run like that.

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Hotel Transylvania

Mavis: Is it true, are you a human?

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Hotel Transylvania

Mavis: Ha-what-what?

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Hotel Transylvania

Dracula: Hey you don't need a manikin!

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Hotel Transylvania

Dracula: [holding Jonathan and looking at Mavis] Someone closer to your age, help plan the party.
Mavis: [looking at Jonathan] You're my age!
Jonathan: Sure, oh, well, how old are you?
Mavis: 118.
Jonathan: 100 and...
[Dracula elbows Jonathan in the stomach]

Jonathan: Yeah, I'm 121.
Mavis: Really?

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Hotel Transylvania

[repeated line]
Mavis: Holy rabies!

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Hotel Transylvania

Dracula: I do not say, "Bleh bleh bleh"!

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Hotel Transylvania

Dracula: [after noticing Mavis kissing Jonny]
[rushes in between them and shouts at Jonny]
Dracula: How could you? After I shared my pain with you?

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Hotel Transylvania

Dracula: I know I lied. I was wrong. But you have to believe this: Johnny wasn't a bad guy. The truth is, I don't know if humans are bad anymore. Frank, come on, buddy. You understand.
Eunice: He's not talking to you. First you tell us humans are bad, now they're good, what else? Up is down, cold is hot, gremlins don't smell.
Gremlin

Man: Hey!

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Hotel Transylvania

Quasimodo: When you bump with the hump, you land on your rump!

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Hotel Transylvania

Dracula: Welcome To Hotel Transylvania!

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Hotel Transylvania

Dracula: [Dracula reading a tale book to little Mavis in the bed] And then the monsters ran away and were forced into hiding. But Harry the Human found them and jumped out from under their bed.
Young Mavis: [Mavis hides the bedding] I'm scared!
Dracula: And burned their clothes, and bit their toes!
[Dracula seeks bedding and

not seen little Mavis]
Dracula: And took their candy!
[Dracula looks down little Mavis in the bedroom's hide]
Young Mavis: Don't take my candy.
Dracula: Babyclaws, you don't need to be frightened. I promised your mommy I would protect you forever.

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Hotel Transylvania

[last lines as she's eating letters on the ending credits]
Elderly Gremlin: I didn't do that.

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Hotel Transylvania

Wayne: Yeah it's a mess back there.

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Hotel Transylvania

Dracula: It's ok we all get stomachaches Mr Big Foot.

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Hotel Transylvania

Dracula: Good morning Mavey Wavey.