A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

The real question is: if you knew there was a god, would you behave any differently? And if the answer is yes, then perhaps you should assume there is.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

You see, the problem with Dave Cameron is that people know who he is. The less people know about him, the more he's likely to get re-elected.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

My only piece of advice is that all of you consider every single text and Snapchat that you ever make as also being shared with your partner, because they all check your phones all the time - trust me on this one.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

The answer is that if God exists, he doesn't seem to mind if you believe in him or not.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

In fact, everybody should wake up smelling nice. I go further, there is not an excuse, ever, not to smell nice, particularly your feet.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

The part that makes you unique is the bit people will like or fear, fall in love with, or try to avoid.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

For men, privacy means not being told stuff that would hurt. For women, secrecy is having stuff go on behind your back.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

You don't have a choice about fashion or aesthetics - you're in it, whether you like it or not.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

Have you ever wondered why the rich and privileged care about, or even bother with, the gift bag? Because they don't need this stuff. If they wanted it, they could afford to buy it, without blinking. But they love the gift bag, beyond reason.

A. A. Gill
A. A. Gill

Other people's traditions look charming and decorative and exotic. They're nice places to visit on holiday, but you wouldn't want to live with one.