My first joke was about a company called Five Star Parking that was all over Philadelphia: 'Who's reviewing parking lots?'
When I started at Baruch in January 2002, I was almost 23 years old. I'd previously spent five years as an officer the Israeli Navy. I did what I thought you were supposed to do at that age - a little studying and a lot of trying to have fun.
I've always really been into science, and in the last five years I've gotten into theoretical physics and the origins of the universe.
My wife is an amazing mother - like, top five of all time.
When I came to New York, I was really awkward. I went to military academy for high school, so I didn't have the socialization that most kids do. When I got here, I was five years behind everybody. Talking to women was weird for me.
I would be horrified to watch whatever I was doing on 'Party Of Five.' I'm sure I'm bad on it.
It wasn't until I hit 20 that I became an obsessive reader, I think, which feels a little funny considering I was a bookseller for five years and have been reviewing YA novels for four years.
Just because you're drafted, No. 1, doesn't mean you're going to make a team and, No. 2, it doesn't mean you're going to be around a long time. Especially at receiver, where there are only five and the last two have to play a lot of special teams or they're gone.
I was a maverick. I went to five different colleges looking for I don't know quite what.
I joined Aston Villa to improve myself in the Premier League. It started well but then I got injured and Villa ended up having five managers that season.
