August depresses me a little. I don't even feel like eating. And when I don't eat, that's a sure sign of stagnation.
My grandmother's house - she ran it just like her grandmother and her great-grandmother. They didn't have electricity. They had wood stoves that never got cold.
These days, you have to have a gimmick to do the weather. You have to have an act.
In high school, I weighed 175 to 180. I looked like Abraham Lincoln. I was 6-foot-3, biggest thing in the class, but tall, not fat.
When something's over with me, it's over.
I get all fired up about aging in America.
When I was just starting out in the business, I used to love to watch Lorne Greene doing the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. I said right then, 'That's what I want to do someday,' and it's been one dream that has come true.
There are plenty of good-looking women out there. Go get them.
Now that I'm a grandfather myself, I realize that the best thing about having grandkids is that you get the kid for the best part of the ride - kind of like owning a car for only the first 10,000 miles. You can have your grandchildren for a couple of days and then turn them back over to the parents.
It was a big story and yesterday's soup. Who cares?
Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.
The critics - how come you never see any of them on TV?
Remember Judy Garland? She retired 40 times.
I'm Southern Baptist, not a meteorologist.
I wore dresses all the time. I like to wear dresses.
I think women can cope a lot better than men.
You go from Pampers to Depends!
Nature's a tranquilizer as you get older.
I got more mail than anybody on the history of The Today Show, but half of it was to get me off the air.
I've produced more pilots than United Airlines, and they've all been disasters. Every audition I ever took in my life I lost.
