Trevor Eve: [pointing away from the studio] Outside in the car park, owned by Jeremy, is a Mercades SKL shopping trolley!
Richard Hammond: [after the sport coupe on the Isle of Man item] Don't say anything! Do not say a word - you lost!
Jeremy Clarkson: So, the BMW M6. How would it stack up to the Aston I drove earlier? There is a lot to not like about the BMW. The grotesque carbon-fibre dashboard, the enormous steering wheel and the fact that this one is the colour of a vet's forearm.
Jeremy Clarkson: [about TVR Tuscan 2] I'm a horse of a man!
Terry Wogan: [to Clarkson] Listen, listen! Nobody cares what you think!
Terry Wogan: I've got a Bentley.
Jeremy Clarkson: Which one?
Terry Wogan: The Arnage Red R.
Jeremy Clarkson: Now you see, that's a nice car.
Terry Wogan: Don't you patronise my Bentley.
Jeremy Clarkson: [about Porsche Carrera GT] I'm speaking to you now from inside one of the Venturi tunnels!
James May: [about Honda S2000] He's not sure whether he's driving, or in a branch of Dixons.
Jeremy Clarkson: [when talking with Davina McCall about her car] It's pouring down with rain because not enough people have Range Rovers.
