Eduard Christoff Philippe GÈrard Renaldi, Prince of Genovia: [voiceover] Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear. The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.
Michael: Why me?
Mia: Because you saw me when I was invisible.
[running to catch up Mia and Michael]
Lilly: [screaming] WAIT FOR ME, WAIT FOR ME!
[Two others teenagers stop, and look at her]
Lilly: Wait, wait. No, not you - I don't even know you!
Joe: I have never put on pantihose before, but it sounds dangerous.
Joe: [speaking to Mia] Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Joe: This is between a waltz and a tango.
Mia: It's a wango?
[trying to recall the names of Lana and friends]
Joe: Anna, Falana, Banana, Bandana, Montana...
Mia: I can't do this, I'm a girl.
Gym Teacher Harbula: What am I? A duck?
Mia: I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!
Mia: Hey Joe? Can we park a block away from school? I really don't want to cause a riot with this hearse.
Joe: This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the backseat.
Paolo: [removes Mia's glasses] Do you wear contact lenses?
Mia: Oh, I have them, but I don't really like to wear them that much.
Paolo: [he breaks her glasses in half] Now... you do!
Mia: [shocked] You broke my glasses!
Paolo: You broke my brush.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Amelia, you look so... young.
Mia: Thank you. And you look so...
[long pause]
Mia: ... clean.
Gym Teacher Harbula: [PA announcement] Will the Feng Shui Club *please* stop rearranging the tables on the lawn.
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Where is she going?
Helen Thermopolis: The tower.
[getting up from the table and going after Mia]
Helen Thermopolis: Mia, You can't run from everything!
Queen Clarisse Renaldi: She has a tower?
Mia: [driving in the rain] Is this punishment for driving without a licensed driver in the front seat?
[lies down on the front seat]
Mia: I am invisible, and I am wet.
911 Nun: 911, I'd like to report an accident... They put me on hold!
911 Nun: Oh, for the love of God!
Mia: You'll never guess what Josh Bryant just asked me!
Michael: "Can I borrow a comb"?
