ChiCha: I gotta go wash something.
Kronk: Woohoo. Faster, faster! Yzma, put your hands in the air!
ChiCha: Okay, everybody. Move aside.
[ChiCha pats her pregnant belly]
ChiCha: Lady with a baby comin' through.
[ChiCha kisses Pacha]
Kuzco: [watching Yzma talk] Whoa! Look at those wrinkles. What is holding this woman together? What the...
[sees a bit of spinach on Yzma's teeth]
Kuzco: How long has that been there?
Kuzco: When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
Pacha: Well, that's funny. Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself, being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace were all really *bad* ideas.
Kuzco: Oh, yeah. Anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.
Kuzco: [as a parrot, whilst testing out each of the potions] We're not getting anywhere with you picking the vials. I'm picking the next one.
Pacha: Fine by me!
Kuzco: Give me that one.
[drinks a potion and turns into a whale]
Kuzco: Not a word...
Pacha: Someday, you're gonna wind up all alone, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
Kuzko: Thanks for that. I'll log that away.
[after telling Pacha that he intends to destroy Pacha's villiage and build "Kuzcotopia"]
Pacha: But, but, um, where will *we* live?
Kuzco: Hmm. Don't know, don't care. How's that?
Kronk: [while falling down the stairs] Back! Elbow! Shoulder!
Kuzco: Boo-yah! Welcome to Kuzcotopia, my ultimate summer getaway, complete with water slide.
Theme Song Guy: He's the sovereign lord of the nation / He's the hippest cat in creation / He's the Alpha, the Omega, A to Z / And this perfect world will spin / Around his every little whim / 'Cause this perfect world begins and ends with...
Kuzco: Me!
[after Pacha attempted to breathe into Kuzco's mouth after saving him from drowning to see if he was still alive]
Pacha: For the last time, it was not a kiss.
Kuzco: Well, whatever you call it, it was disgusting.
Kuzco: [referring to Kronk] He's... what, in his late twenties?
Yzma: Hehe... I'm... not sure.
Theme Song Guy: He was born and raised to rule / No-one has ever been this cool / In a thousand years of aristocracy / An enigma and a mystery / In Mesoamerican history / The quintessence of perfection, that is he.
Kuzco: When I give the word, your little town thingy will be bye-bye. Bye-bye!
Pacha: [Both hanging from a bridge, Pacha hits Kuzco in anger] That's for going back on your promise!
Kuzco: [Kuzco hits Pacha] Yeah! And that's for kidnapping me and taking me back to your village! Which I'm still gonna destroy, by the way. Hehehe. No touchy!
[Pacha hits him back]
Kuzco: If you had done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little "kiss of life".
Kuzco: [to a Squirrel he finds in the Jungle] Hit the road, Bucky!
Kuzco: I am one hungry king of the world.
