[after Jake tells the band to split from Bob's Country Bunker]
Willie 'Too Big' Hall: I say we give the Blues Brothers just one more chance
Donald 'Duck' Dunn: Why not? If the shit fits, wear it.
[gets into the car]
Donald 'Duck' Dunn: Scoot over, goddammit.
Mrs. Tarantino: Mister Man! Mister Man! Mister Man. They left this card.
Jake: That Night Train's a mean wine.
Elwood: [the Mystery Woman sprays the tunnel with gunfire as Jake and Elwood dive for the ground] Who *is* that girl?
Mystery Woman: Well Jake, you look just fine down there, slithering in the mud like vermin.
Jake: [makes a reassuring gesture to Elwood] No problem.
Jake: Take $1400 and give it to Ray's Music Exchange in Calumet City. Give the rest to the band.
Murph: [reacting to the lights at Bob's Country Bar being turned off] Hey, why'd they turn out the lights?
Willie 'Too Big' Hall: Maybe they blew a fuse.
'Blue Lou' Marini: I don't think so, man! Those lights are off on purpose.
Curtis: Boys, you got to learn not to talk to nuns that way.
Mr. Fabulous: It's a fucking barn. We'll never fill it.
[first lines]
Prison Guard #1: Yeah, the Assistant Warden wants this one out of the block early. Wants to get it over with fast.
Prison Guard #2: Okay, let's do it.
[rattling the bars with his baton]
Prison Guard #1: Hey come on, it's time to wake up.
Prison Guard #2: Wake up. Let's go, it's time.
[striking the sleeping Jake with his baton]
Elwood: Our blessed Lady of Acceleration, don't fail me now.
Elwood: Don't worry, they won't catch us -- we're on a mission from God.
Willie 'Too Big' Hall: You'll never get Matt and Mr. Fabulous out of them high-payin' gigs.
Jake: Oh yeah? Well me and the Lord, we have an understanding.
Elwood: I gotta hit the sack.
[He sees that Jake has fallen asleep on his bed]
Elwood: Hey, you sleaze. My bed!
[Elwood pauses for a second, then retrieves the liquor bottle and sets it beside the hot plate. He spreads a blanket over his brother]
