750 That '70s Show Quotes (2026) #5

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[Cooking]
Kitty Forman: Where's my brown sugar?
Fez: I'm right here, sweetie pie.

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[repeated line]
Kitty Forman: Oh, Red you do care.

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Leo: I saw a UFO once, man. It was just hanging there in the sky. Then it sent me a message, in big bright yellow letters. I told me I was gonna have a good year.
Steven Hyde: Leo, was this UFO at a football game?
Leo: Yeah, man! And the weird thing was, I was the only one freaking out about it!
[Hyde, Fez, and Kelso start to

laugh]
Leo: Wait a minute. Good year? It was a terrible year, man!

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Kitty Forman: I'm sorry, Red, I saw this as my one chance to say 'Laurie got married' without having to add, 'And the baby came early.'

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Eric: Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower.
Fez: This is the proudest moment of my life.
Steven Hyde: It doesn't look like a pot leaf. It looks like its giving me the finger.
Michael Kelso: Well it doesn't have to look perfect Hyde, it's art.

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Donna Pinciotti: Jackie, I went on the pill.
Jackie Burkhardt: Oh, my God. You are going to be so popular.

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Fez: AH. This is tomorrow's school paper. Oh my god, on the front page, there's a picture of me kissing Kelso by the lake.
Eric: Fez why are you kissing Kelso by the lake?
Fez: We caught a fish, I was excited. I kissed the fish too, but of course they don't show you that.

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Eric: So Donna says David and her are just good friends. And if I don't believe that, um, then she's gonna think that I don't trust her.
Fez: Eric, maybe you should let David have Donna. I mean, they look so nice together.
Steven Hyde: See, this is why your country lost the war.
Fez: My country never fought a

war.
Steven Hyde: Yeah, big surprise.

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Michael Kelso: Why would you just cuddle with her when you could do it? I mean, Forman, doing it is "it." That's why they call it "it." IT.

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Red Forman: What the hell kind of restaurant is this? You got eight people singing happy birthday, and no one can bring my wife a damn salad.

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Eric: I got a B.
Red Forman: You couldn't get an A?
Kitty Forman: Aww honey, don't listen to him. You did super. And Steven, you did super duper.
Eric: Why does he get a duper?

#get

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Jackie Burkhardt: Oh Michael, you're prettier than Bowie.
Michael Kelso: I'm prettier than you.

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Bob Pinciotti: You know Red, that hurts.
Red Forman: So does a swift kick in the ass.
Bob Pinciotti: You know, Red, a kick in the ass isn't the solution to everything.
Red Forman: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to disagree with that, Bob.

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Red Forman: Kelso, you make Eric look like Einstein.
Eric: [sarcastically] Gee, thank you daddy.
Michael Kelso: "Thank you"? Einstein was ugly.

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Michael Kelso: What does he have that I don't? I mean, I have the three things women want: I'm hot and I'm smart.
Donna Pinciotti: That's two things you moron.
Michael Kelso: Nuh-uh, hot counts twice.

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[after Hyde makes a batch of special brownies]
Michael Kelso: One day, I'm gonna open a restaurant, and everything on the menu is gonna be special. So, when somebody comes in and says "Hey, Kelso, what's special on the menu?", I can say "Everything."

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Fez: Is there anything about Canada we need to know before we get there?
Steven Hyde: Well, the beer is stronger. And as a result, their women look prettier.
Fez: Then let's HAUL ASS TO CANADA.

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Michael Kelso: I wish there was a way I could give Jackie a thing. That wasn't actually the ring. You know? Like a, a test gift just to see what she would say, and if it went bad I could just walk away... Hey, am I talking in rhyme? I wish I could do that all the time.