Suicide Squad Quotes

Deadshot: [after showing his marksmen skills] All right. Now you know what you're buying. Let me tell you the price. First, I want out of here. Second, I want full custody of my daughter. All right? And her mom can have, like, supervised visits. But her stank-ass boyfriend can't come. Darnell can't come.
Rick Flag: Darnell's out.

Deadshot: He's out. Third, y'all gonna pay for my daughter's whole education. Best schools. And then I want her to go to college. Like Harvard. Or Yale.
Rick Flag: So Ivy League.
Deadshot: Ivy League, yeah. One them big joints, you know?
Rick Flag: Mmm-hmm.
Deadshot: And, uh, if she

can't cut it and her grades start slipping, I need you to white-people that thing.
Rick Flag: Mmm-hmm.
Deadshot: You know how y'all do.
Rick Flag: Oh, yeah.
Deadshot: You know, righ? Okay. Now that's my price. But I'm concerned 'cause I don't see nobody writing shit down.
Rick

Flag: [chuckles] You're in no position to make any demands.
Deadshot: Oh. I'm sorry. You thought I was talking to you. No, errand boy. I'm talking to your boss.
[to Amanda]
Deadshot: That's my price, sweetie. You know what it is.

Harley Quinn: I'm not much of a joiner, but... maybe we should.
Deadshot: Hey! She's trying to take over the world.
Harley Quinn: So? What's the world ever done for us, anyway? It hates us.
Deadshot: Hey, Harley!
Harley Quinn: [approaches Enchantress] Hey, lady? Um... I lost my Puddin'.

But you can get him back, right?

The Joker: Where is she?
Frost: It's complex. This is not just her. Everybody's disappearing. There's this new law, where if you're a bad enough bad guy, they stamp "terrorist" on your jacket. They send you to this swamp in Louisiana. A black site. That's where she is.
[pause]
Frost: So, what are we doing?
The

Joker: Bring the car around. We're going for a drive.
[laughs]

[Upon awakening her brother, Incubus]
Enchantress: Brother, I have freed you.
Incubus: Where are we?
Enchantress: The same World only much later.
Incubus: What happened?
Enchantress: The humans turned against us.
Incubus: But they worshipped us. We were

gods to them.
Enchantress: Now they worship machines. So I will build a machine that will destroy them all. Build your strength. Feed on them. And wait for me to return.
[Enchantress disappears]

Diablo: [to Enchantress] I can't change what I did.
[shouts]
Diablo: And neither can you!
Harley Quinn: He married me!
Diablo: It's not real.
Deadshot: I killed the Bat.
Diablo: Nah, homie. You don't want that.
Harley Quinn: What? I

want that.
Diablo: She's trying to play games with you, man. It's not real!
Rick Flag: He's right. It's not real.

Harley Quinn: Why do you eat people?
Killer Croc: Gives me their power.
Harley Quinn: Would you like to eat me?
Killer Croc: Hell no.
Harley Quinn: Aw, why not?
Killer Croc: I don't want your crazy.
Harley Quinn: Says the guy who lives in

a sewer.
Killer Croc: At least I know it's a sewer.
Harley Quinn: Oh, I get it. 'Cause, like, this is a sewer, too, only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess. Mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist.
[Killer Croc growls and starts to swing at

Harley]
Diablo: Why?
Harley Quinn: Because I'm bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.
Diablo: Just leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole. Don't fall in.

Harley Quinn: I lost my Puddin'. But you can get him back, right?
Enchantress: I can, my dear. Anything you want.
Harley Quinn: You promise?
Enchantress: Yes, child. You need only bow and serve beneath my feet.
Harley Quinn: I like what you're sellin', lady. There's just one teeny

problem. You messed with my friends!

The Joker: Oh, you.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You're not leaving me. You're not leaving me!
The Joker: You, you, you're a pain in the ass.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it.
The Joker:

[interrupts] Got it, got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. A state of mind. I execute *my* will according to my plan. And you, Doctor... are not part of my plan.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Just let me in. I promise... Let me in! I promise I won't hurt you!
The Joker: A promise-promise?
[laughs]

The Joker: [sarcastically as Harley holds a gun to his head] Don't hurt me. I'll be your friend.
[seriously]
The Joker: Do it. Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: My heart scares you, and a gun doesn't?
The Joker: Do it!
[snatches gun away and laughs]
The

Joker: Ah, if you weren't so crazy, I'd think you were insane. Go... away.