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Suicide Squad

Amanda Waller: Deadshot... shoot that woman right now!
Deadshot: She ain't do shit to me.
Amanda Waller: You're a hitman, right? I got a contract. Kill Harley Quinn. Do it for your freedom and your kid.
Deadshot: [pause] Now she dead.

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Suicide Squad

Rick Flag: I'll accept the consequences.
Amanda Waller: I am your consequence.

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Suicide Squad

Monster T: We finally meet.
Frost: Nah, he don't shake hands. But sit down and have a drink.
Monster T: Hey, J. On behalf of everybody, welcome back. I wanted to come by and personally say thank you. You making me good money. I'm making you good money.
The Joker: Are you sweet talking me?
[laughs]

The Joker: I love this guy. He's so intense!

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Suicide Squad

[Sees that Joker is about to drive through the railing, into the river]
Harley Quinn: Puddin'.
[Hysterically panicking as the car goes into to the water]
Harley Quinn: Puddin', I can't swim!

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Suicide Squad

Amanda Waller: And if they get caught, we throw them under the bus.

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Frost: You might wanna keep your mouth shut.
Griggs: Can I go, man? What the hell is going on, man? This is crazy.
The Joker: Blah, blah-blah, blah-blah. Blah-blah, blah, blah. All of that chitchat's gonna get ya hurt.
[smacks Griggs' shoulders]
Griggs: Oh! My God!
The Joker:

Mmm.
[Joker holds out his ring and Griggs kisses it]
The Joker: I could tell you meant that.
Griggs: Yeah.
The Joker: [laughs] You're gonna be my friend.

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Suicide Squad

Deadshot: I don't know if they told you, but I-I'm a hitman. I'm not a fireman. I don't save people.

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Suicide Squad

Amanda Waller: his is crown jewels here, Mr. Wayne. And you do understand my legal exposure. If anyone knew what I procured for you...
Bruce Wayne: Listen... I can keep a secret, okay? What do you want?
Amanda Waller: People are asking questions about Midway City. The kind of people who can get the answers. And if they can get those

answers, my head will be on a pike.
Bruce Wayne: Consider yourself under my protection. If you deliver.
Amanda Waller: [hands him several files regarding metahumans] Why, Mr. Wayne?
Bruce Wayne: Just like to make friends.
Amanda Waller: There's the difference between us. You believe in friendship, I

believe in leverage.
Bruce Wayne: Good night.
Amanda Waller: You look tired. You should stop working nights.
Bruce Wayne: You should shut it down, or my friends and I will do it for you.

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The Joker: Question... Would you die for me?
Harley Quinn: Yes.
The Joker: That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? Hmm?
Harley Quinn: Yes.
The Joker: Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly. Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power.
[pause]

The Joker: Do you want this?
Harley Quinn: I do.
The Joker: Say it.
[pauses]
The Joker: Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
Harley Quinn: Please?
The Joker: [impressed] Aw! God, you're so... good.

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Suicide Squad

Katana: [in Japanese] Criminals deserve no mercy!

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Suicide Squad

Deadshot: [toasting] Here's to honor... among thieves.

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Suicide Squad

Harley Quinn: What, I got a hickey or something?
The Joker: Professor, could you pick up the pace?
[Harley receives text from the Joker, then moves towards his helicopter]
Deadshot: Harley!
The Joker: Hello, baby!
Amanda Waller: Kill her!
Rick Flag: Her

nanite's disarmed!
The Joker: Come on, baby!

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Suicide Squad

[to Captain Boomerang, who has killed his own henchman]
The Flash: No honor among thieves, eh?

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Suicide Squad

Amanda Waller: In a world of flying men and monsters, this is the only way to protect our country.

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Suicide Squad

Harley Quinn: [seeing Enchantress building her weapon] Hey, everyone can see all this trippy magic stuff, right?
Rick Flag: Yeah. Why?
Harley Quinn: I'm off my meds.

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Suicide Squad

Amanda Waller: But everyone has a weakness. And a weakness can be leveraged.

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Suicide Squad

Griggs: That is just a whole lot of pretty in a whole lot of crazy.

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Suicide Squad

Deadshot: Don't make me shoot you.

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Suicide Squad

Deadshot: So that's your old lady, huh?
Rick Flag: Yeah.
Deadshot: Well, you need to handle this shit, all right? Get up there, smack her on her ass, tell her, "Knock this shit off."
Rick Flag: I do not think that'd be wise.

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Deadshot: What, we some kinda... Suicide Squad?