Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad

Amanda Waller: I wanna build a team of some very bad people, who I think can do some good.

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Suicide Squad

Seals' Admiral Burns: These are villains, Amanda. What makes you think you can control them?
Amanda Waller: Because getting people to act against their own self-interest for the national security of the United States is what I do for a living.

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Suicide Squad

Amanda Waller: [naration] They became the king and queen of Gotham City. And God help anyone who disrespected the queen.

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Suicide Squad

Griggs: Ames, if this man shoots me, I want you to kill him... and I want you to go clear my browser history.

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Suicide Squad

Enchantress: [from trailer] Let's do something fun.

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Suicide Squad

Deadshot: You might wanna work on your team motivation thing. You heard of Phil Jackson?
Rick Flag: Yeah.
Deadshot: He's like the gold standard, okay? Triangle, bitch. Study.

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Suicide Squad

Deadshot: [Harley points gun] Whoa! Relax. It's me.
Harley Quinn: [long pause] You ever been in love?
Deadshot: Nah. Never.
Harley Quinn: Bullshit.
Deadshot: You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten if you feel shit like love.
Harley

Quinn: Another textbook sociopath.

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Suicide Squad

Deadshot: [toasting] Here's to honor... among thieves.
Katana: I'm not a thief.
Deadshot: Oh. She's not a thief.
[they clink their glasses]
Captain Boomerang: I actually prefer to think of myself as an asset relocation specialist.
Deadshot: Well, we almost pulled it off...

despite what everybody thought.
Diablo: We weren't picked to succeed. You know that, right? We were all chosen to fail.
Deadshot: Yeah, I know that. Worst part of it is, they're going to blame us for the whole thing. And they can't have people knowing the truth. We're the patsies. The cover up. Don't forget... we're the bad guys.

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Suicide Squad

Harley Quinn: I'm bored. Play with me.

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Suicide Squad

Deadshot: [given a gun] Y'all jokers must be crazy.
[proceeds to put several headshots through several targets]

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Suicide Squad

[Enchantress touches Admiral Burns]
Seals' Admiral Burns: [unnerved] Uh, please don't touch me. Please don't touch me.

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Suicide Squad

Deadshot: What's this? Uh, cheerleading tryouts?

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Suicide Squad

Dexter Tolliver: What if Superman had decided to fly down, rip off the roof of the White House and grab the President of the United States right out of the Oval Office? Who would've stopped him?

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Suicide Squad

Deadshot: Don't forget: we're the bad guys.

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Suicide Squad

Harley Quinn: [regarding Diablo] I love this guy.

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Suicide Squad

Griggs: Stay back. If she moves, fire her up, all right?
[to Harley]
Griggs: You gonna come down from there or what?
[Harley laughs and swings slowly down to the floor]
Griggs: Oh yeah, look at you.
[Harley lands and goes to the front of her cell]
Griggs: You know the rules, hotness. You

gotta keep off of these bars.
Harley Quinn: What, these bars?
Griggs: Yeah. Those bars.
[Harley licks the bar]
Griggs: Oh, my God. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!
Harley Quinn: Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me.

Griggs: You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.
Harley Quinn: I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.
Griggs: Oh man. I love you.
[on radio]
Griggs: Alpha One, hit her.

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Suicide Squad

Captain Boomerang: [attacked by Katana] You got a boyfriend?

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Suicide Squad

Deadshot: I don't like this, Flag.
Rick Flag: I don't like it either.
[Deadshot puts on his mask]
Harley Quinn: Pussy.
Deadshot: I will knock your ass out. I do not care that you're a girl.

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Suicide Squad

Harley Quinn: Are you the Devil?
Amanda Waller: Maybe.

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Suicide Squad

Captain Boomerang: [to Diablo] And the kids?
Harley Quinn: He killed them. Didn't you?
[pause]
Harley Quinn: Own that shit. Own it! What'd you think was gonna happen? Huh?
Deadshot: Hey, Harley. Come on.
Harley Quinn: What, you were just... Thinking you can have a happy family

and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal's a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!
Captain Boomerang: [yelling] Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside you're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.
Harley Quinn: We all are. We all are! Except for him.
[looks at

Killer Croc]
Harley Quinn: He's ugly on the outside, too.
Killer Croc: Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.
Harley Quinn: Yeah, you are.