110 Step Brothers Quotes (2026) #4

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Dr. Robert Doback: [about Dale] He left college his junior year because he said he wanted to join the family business.
Nancy Huff: But... you're a medical doctor.
Dr. Robert Doback: Believe me, I've told him that.

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Pam Gringe: Well, Brennan, you certainly have had a lot of jobs.
Brennan Huff: I'm a bit of a spark plug and, uh, Human Resources Lady, when I think...
Pam Gringe: Oh, you know, it's actually, it's Pam.
Brennan Huff: I'm sorry. Well, Pan...
Pam Gringe: No, my name is Pam.

Brennan Huff: Are you saying "Pan" or "Pam"?
Pam Gringe: I'm saying Pam. I'm sorry, who is this gentleman sitting behind you?
Dale Doback: Hello, Miss Lady. I'm Dale. I'm Brennan's stepbrother, and I think I might be able to help with the Pan-Pam dilemma.
Brennan Huff: Yeah, that'd be great.
Pam

Gringe: [slowly] Pam. Pam, with an M.
Brennan Huff: Pand. There's a D on the end?
Pam Gringe: There's no D. It's Pam.
Dale Doback: It's like "calm" except P-A-N-M.
Brennan Huff: P-A-M... There's two Ms. That was the confusion.

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Dr. Robert Doback: Rock the fuck out of those drums, Dale!

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Dale Doback: Look, we can bicker about this all night, but what's done is done, Dad. Are you guys going to invest or not?
Dr. Robert Doback: That's it!

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Dale Doback: [after knocking Brennen unconscious and dragging him across the lawn rolled up in a carpet] This is just like Cold Case files! This is just like Cold Case files! This is just like Cold Case files!

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Derek: Listen gang, don't be mad at Dale for ruining the story... and possibly the evening.

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Nancy Huff: [speaking at her wedding] Well, as you all know, my youngest son, Derek, couldn't be here because of an important fishing trip. But my other son, Brennan, was going to be moving into his own place, but he was recently let go from his job at PetSmart, so he is gonna be living with us.
Brennan Huff: [raises up out of his chair] I wasn't *fired*

from my job, I was laid off, but you wouldn't know the difference!
[he raises his plate]
Brennan Huff: I DIDN'T WANT SALMON! I SAID IT FOUR TIMES!
[Brennan throws his plate and walks out of the room]
Brennan Huff: This wedding is *HORSESHIT!*

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Dale Doback: Hey Brenden
Brennan Huff: Good to see ya Dale.
Dale Doback: Thanks for hiring our catering company.
Brennan Huff: Easy decision. You guys have an outstanding track record.
Dale Doback: [looks around and sighs] This is like old times huh?
Brennan

Huff: Ah, it really is!
Brennan Huff: You still have your night vision goggles?
Dale Doback: No, no. No, I had to sell those to pay for car insurance... How about you? You still kickin' boards or breakin' holes in pumpkins or anything?
Brennan Huff: No... but I did start taking baby aspirin. To reduce my risk for

heart attack.
Dale Doback: That makes sense. You gotta keep an eye on it.
Brennan Huff: You really do.
Dale Doback: Gotta knock off the sweets!
[laughs]
Brennan Huff: Thank you!
[laughs as well]
Brennan Huff: That's a tr- that's a truly funny observation!

Dale Doback: [finishes laughing] Yeah.

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Brennan Huff: I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.

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Derek: [sarcastically] Not bad!
Brennan Huff: [as Derek leaves] Eat shit, Derek!

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Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set!

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Nancy Huff: [During Christmas Dinner. Tiffany is 12] What about you Tiffany, what did you get for Christmas?
Tiffany: I got this Mikimoto pearl necklace, but next year I'm gonna ask Santa for breast implants because I'm impatient with my body.

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Nancy Huff: Brennan, Denise called and she said she can't spend New Year's Eve with you because she's not your girlfriend, she's your therapist.
Brennan Huff: Is that what she said? She's a rascal.

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[repeated line]
Dr. Robert Doback: You know what I got for Christmas? A crushed soul!

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Derek: I am the VP of the biggest executive helicopter leasing company on the western seaboard. I haven't had a carb since 2004. Check these out.
[Points to ab muscles]
Derek: See these? See these boys? This is what I live with, every day. I lather this up with Kiehls in the shower. You want to touch this shit?
Dale Doback:

No.
Derek: You want to touch these bad boys? Sorry, not gonna happen.

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Derek: It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.

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Dr. Robert Doback: You have one month to find jobs or you're out on your asses. I will arrange interviews for Monday and you will go!
Dale Doback: Dad, why are you talking to me like this? I'm your son.
Dr. Robert Doback: I'm not buying that crap anymore!

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Dr. Robert Doback: I know it seems hard, but it's the best thing for both of you. We do it because we love you.
Dale Doback: Dad, I'm doing this because I love you: Fuck you!