Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

I wouldn't wear turtlenecks. That I'm not envious of. But who knows? I might sneak out a few things and hope and pray that no one says, 'Hey, didn't you wear that when you were playing an enormous geek on TV?'

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

There are those moments where you realize that your parents or your heroes are human and are fallible.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

Karate probably gave me an incredibly deep awareness of all the parts of me, my flexibility, and the nimble qualities I'm doing, even if they're unconscious.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

When you see someone putting themselves out there, particularly when you see someone is failing and failing so passionately, it brings up this bittersweet connection to our mortality.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

I enjoy spending my spare time with my wife, our cat, and our bird.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

I own a fart CD. It has, I believe, over 100 fart sounds. A lovely variety, from the up-close and personal to the more experimental and dissonant. Some people prefer to listen to Bach when they go to sleep... not me.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

As a piano player, if 10 is concert level, I'd put myself at a 5 or a 6, but in a completely different genre than classical or opera. In terms of classical and opera, playing accompaniment, I'd say I was a 3.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

Every time we do anything artistic, the way it's perceived is always going to be different from the way that we had intended it to be because it's subjective.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

Well, I think that everybody is kind of a nerd at heart.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

I don't believe I'll be in the new 'Arrested Development' unless they ask me, in which case, okay! That's how easy I am to get.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

I walked into the wrong examination room. I'm bad enough at facial recognition... I saw more that day than I cared to. Fortunately, I didn't recognize her from that angle, whoever it was, and I didn't ask. I'm off to a rocky start on the road to fatherhood, but I got a free view.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

I'm married, so I tend not to hit on every girl.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

Actually, when I was young, I believe I met Nicolas Cage. I think I was probably eight, and I remember seeing him at somebody's house - it was an event and he happened to be there. People would ask me if I was his son, because I looked like him at that point, so I do remember feeling some connection and just wanting to say, like, 'Papa!'

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

We all have those dreams of going back in time and seeing what it was like when our parents were younger.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

Getting to know where we come from is a really profound way of getting to look at who we are.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

As actors, we tend to usually have some issues with self-esteem and some need for validation, and it takes awhile for that fear of not having a job to go away.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

Working is a bonus; working on something you love is a bonus, and getting to do it for a long time is the ultimate.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

Until I was about 16 years old, my dream was to be a musician. I played in rock bands and jazz bands. Then I decided to be an actor and kept the stable career of 'jazz pianist' as my safety net.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

I try to act with my whole body and, for better or worse, this is the face that's attached to it.

Simon Helberg
Simon Helberg

Playing piano well is one thing, but attempting to play at concert level accompanying Meryl Streep while Stephen Frears is filming you in front of hundreds of people is - well - psychotic.