Rick: I'm okay with this. Be good, Morty. Be better than me.
Principal Vagina: Hello, this is Principal Vagina. No relation.
Morty: Wow, hey, look you guys, the Sun's Rising!
Sun: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Rick: I've got news for you Morty, School's a waste of time, a bunch of people running around bumping into each other and then someone stands up and says 2+2 and then you go and have a sandwich and someone gives you a piece of paper that says you can go and take a shit. It's not a place for Smart people.
Rick: Hey, Jerry, are you in here being stupid?
Summer: You're Zuckerberging me?
The Devil: I've been Zuckerberging people since before Zuckerberg's balls dropped!
Rick: Life is made of little concessions.
Alien Werner Herzog: I have dwelt amongst the Humans. Their entire Culture revolves around their penises.
Snuffles: Where are my Testicles, Summer?
Summer: That's an intense line of questioning...
Jerry: Stop telling me to relax! Have you ever tried to relax? It's a paradox!
Rick: And that's why I always say Shlum-Shlum Shlippity-dop!
Rick: I'm trying to repair the Portal Gun with Sex Doll parts and I have to do it one-handed!
Abradolph Lincler: Rick, you brought me into this World a suffering abomination, tortured by the duality of its being, but I shall finally know peace when I watch the life drain from your wretched body!
Rick: Don't Jump a Gift Shark in the Mouth.
Squanch Cat: You're not Squanchy enough for a Squanch Party.
Morty: Jeez Rick, what the Hell, I liked her!
Rick: Yeah, so I heard. You dodged a bullet there, Morty, trust me.
[whispers]
Rick: Puffy Vagina!
Morty: What's wrong with that?
Rick: Morty, you're leading the Tree People?
Morty: We have no leaders, we merely follow The Will of the Forest!
Rick: Oh, okay. GAAAAAY!
Zeep: That is pretty gay.
Rick: That's the way the News goes.
