The best stuff - the most interesting stuff - usually happens when I allow myself to be in the moment and working from that space.
I just realized I have probably spent more time in a strip club than Rihanna has, and that is saying a lot because she goes a lot!
I won't tackle something like furries, because there's nothing new to say. Also, I won't do anything that I think will put my life at risk.
I'm not a bleeding-heart feminist, but I do like to call out that stuff in my act. It's nice when you find a perspective that no one has hit on.
Why am I sharing this part of my life when it opens me up to judgment? But part of me wants to share that part of my life because I think non-monogamy is a normal thing for human beings to want.
Funny is funny. If it's funny enough to women, it will be funny to men. I think that's been proven by Broad City and Amy Schumer. They're killing it.
The more you work in this business as a comedian, the closer you get to just being yourself onstage, on camera, the more well received you are.
Just sharing things that are either embarrassing or possibly relatable, searching for that laugh so that someone makes me feel less alone. Like, 'Oh, they laughed, so they get what I'm saying.
I've talked about my relationship without consulting my boyfriend about whether or not he wants that talked about, and I've also taken a story that has happened with us and, for comedic purposes, exaggerated it or changed it in some way that made him look not great.
Rob Thomas loves nothing more than for couples to go on dates, and he loves chocolates. Boxes of 20 chocolates.
I would much rather be someone with high self-esteem and less funny.
I had a guy on Facebook for, like, years just asking if he could PayPal me money, and of course I have to say no when, really, I'm just like, 'Why wouldn't I? He doesn't want anything for it.'
I was inspired by people telling me I should be a comedian. I tried it and had a really good first set, so I was like, 'OK, I'll do this forever'.
I remember thinking years ago about getting a half special, 'When you get that, that will be it. That will be all you need to feel validated in this world.' I feel like that special was just another set.
I have to say that it's fun to write for young girls, and it's exciting to know that we're influencing them and they're looking at us like, 'I want to grow up and be like them.' I mean, I just made up the person saying that.
I'm so glad I'm not in college anymore. I'm so glad I'm not having kids.
If anyone's going to bring about mass extinction, it'll be Donald Trump.
Things end in this business. Shows get canceled, or you walk away from them - but most likely, things get canceled.
When I did 'Nikki and Sara Live,' I think a lot of the comedy got lost because we were always so worried about how we looked, and so was the network.
Make eye contact with cute strangers. Give guys your email. Email is safer than a number, or at least it feels that way.
