Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

General George Armstrong Custer: My hair is considered currency in certain parts of Europe.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Napoleon: [asking about Larry and Amielia] Were you guys like friends in college and now just afraid to ruin your relationship with each other by telling the other person that you want to be more then friends, that you like-like each other?
Larry Daley: [confused] One more time... I'm sorry...
Napoleon: Were you guys like friends in

college and now just afraid to ruin your relationship with each other by telling the other person that you want to be more then friends, that you like-like each other?
Larry Daley: Oh, no...
Napoleon: Oh, just friends?

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Octavius: [to Larry] I see that you're genuinely slightly bothered.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Nicky: The biggest museum in the world is coming alive tonight.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Brandon: I stand there and I wait all day for a little girl like you to come in and put her precious nail polished nails all over the exhibit.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Al Capone: [Instead of chasing Larry, he takes his shot-gun and plays "taking him down gangster style" by making bizarre shooting noises]
Ivan The Terrible: [after a blank look at Capone] Alvin, you're a moron! Your stupidity is making the hairs on the back of my thigh stand up like a Russian ballerina!

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Larry Daley: [tries to steady his bobblehead]
Albert Einstein: Don't touch the hair!

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Oscar the Grouch: Oh, come on! I'm bad! Everyone, look at how bad I am. Raaar, Raaar, fear me! Raaaaaaraaarr...
[stops looking depressed]
Kah Mun Rah: I'm sorry, I'm just not buying it. You don't seem bad. You just seem... vaguely grouchy.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

[Larry's talking to his Assistant about his upcoming Wal-Mart meeting]
Larry Daley: And when does he want to meet?
Larry Daley's Assistant: They want Friday morning, 10 AM.
Larry Daley: Ok, then, you know what? Cancel that pitch for the electric saw thing with the propeller, all right? I just want to focus on this. Ok?

Larry Daley's Assistant: Ok, just this. My daughter's birthday, cancelled!

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Larry Daley's Assistant: Lar! Huge news! We got the Wal-Mart meeting.
Larry Daley: No! When?
Larry Daley's Assistant: Yeah. Three days.
Larry Daley: Ok, all right. We got a lot of work to do.
Larry Daley's Assistant: Well, ok, did you just hear me say Wal and Mart together?

Larry Daley: Yeah! I know, it's huge.
Larry Daley's Assistant: So just take a second to be happy about it.
Larry Daley: [sighs] All right.
[Larry does a sarcastic cheer]
Larry Daley: Hey!
Larry Daley's Assistant: You're totally making fun of me.
Larry

Daley: No, lets hold off on the victory parade till we close, ok?
Larry Daley's Assistant: You got it!