Amelia Earhart: I take it you have a plan?
Larry Daley: I'm gonna divide the house.
Larry Daley: [while the cherubs are singing "My Heart Will Go On"] Oh, Love Theme from Titanic, good but not really appropriate...
Larry Daley: You know how you were telling me that the key to happiness was something but then the sun came up? I think I figured it out. It's doing what you love.
Teddy Roosevelt: I was going to say diet and exercise, but the love thing's good too.
Amelia Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry Daley: I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?
Kah Mun Rah: You don't seem to be evil, you seem to be more of a grouch.
Nick Daley: So you're working tonight?
Larry Daley: Used to work every night, remember?
Nick Daley: Yeah, that was back when you had, like, the coolest job in the world.
Larry Daley: Well, cool doesn't pay for your Guitar God 6 or whatever.
Octavius: What's a flapjack?
Jedediah: It's like a biscuit... or a scone.
Larry Daley: Sorry. Last time I checked, I thought we lived in a free country, so...
Brandon: No, we don't.
Larry Daley: No?
Brandon: It's the United States of "Don't Touch That Thing Right in Front of You."
Kah Mun Rah: [to Jedediah in the birdcage] Why, they're no bigger than a tiny grain of couscous. Aren't you?
Jedediah: You know, two words come to mind when I hear you talk. "Delusional" and "weirdo". And if I had to say a third, "goofy." Just goofy.
Larry Daley: Sorry, I don't mean to stare. You just look very familiar.
Woman: I get that a lot.
The Thinker: I'm thinkin'...
Larry Daley: This is hopeless.
Amelia Earhart: You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis since we met.
Larry Daley: I literally didn't understand a word you just said.
[last lines]
Larry Daley: You know, a good place to check out is the miniatures.
Woman: Can you take me there? I always get lost.
Larry Daley: Yeah, no, sure. Yeah, come on...
Jedediah: [flying in a miniature plane] Yeehaw!
Amelia Earhart: Well, Larry Daley, in case you weren't listening, I'm not one to shy away from danger.
[Four spears thrown by Kahmunrah's men go flying past her]
Larry Daley: How about spears? Are you one to shy away from spears?
Jedediah: I didn't call you because we were in trouble... okay, we were in a pickle. But it wouldn't be the first time I had to fast talk my way out of a jam! I called you because you needed us.
Amelia Earhart: I just feel as if I've been asleep for along time and now suddenly I'm awake.
Larry Daley: I can explain that.
Kah Mun Rah: [referring to Jedediah] Oh, you're just so adorable, even when you're threatening me. I can't take you seriously. I mean, is it just me?
Jedediah: [referring to Kahmunrah] He is not a friendly; I repeat, *not* a friendly!
