Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Teddy Roosevelt: I am Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president of these United States.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Kah Mun Rah: I'm afraid that Mother and Father may have slightly changed the combination on me.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Kah Mun Rah: Whoever you are, Archie Bunker, you have a very comfortable throne.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Jedediah: You're crazier than a road lizard.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Larry Daley: [wanting to make a call] Wow, four bars in 1945!

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Jedediah: [to Larry] That fancy suit you've been paradin' around in these last couple years, that there's a hangin' suit. All gussied up and dead inside, that ain't you. And I'll tell you another thing; this night ain't over yet. This midnight cowboy's got some fight left in him, and somethin' tells me you do too. Ho, now!
[puts his fist to the glass]

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Larry Daley: I am an inventor, I invent things.
Amelia Earhart: Oh, like the rocket ship?
Larry Daley: No.
Amelia Earhart: The sea plane?
Larry Daley: No.
Amelia Earhart: The dirigible?
Larry Daley: No.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Kah Mun Rah: You certainly know how to make an entrance, Mr. Daley. Hope for your little friend's sake here,
[he shakes the hourglass]
Kah Mun Rah: that you also figured out the combination.
Larry Daley: [reaching for the hourglass] Give me Jed!
Kah Mun Rah: Oh no, no, no, first give me the combination

and hand over that Tablet.
[reaches for the Tablet]
Larry Daley: I'll give you the Tablet and the combination when you release my friends and give him back to me.
Kah Mun Rah: I shall release what I want to release at the moment I want to release it.
Larry Daley: Great, and I'll release what I want to release at the

exact moment that I want to release it, okay?
Kah Mun Rah: Tell me the combination and give me the tablet right now or i shall KILL all of your friends starting with this little shaggy-headed little cowman here!
Jedediah: I ain't shaggy-headed! Gigantor, let me take this guy!
Larry Daley: Don't worry, I got this handled.

[to Kahmunrah]
Larry Daley: You don't want to give me my friends, then you're not gonna get your combination or your Tablet.
Kah Mun Rah: Alright, I'll tell you what, alright. They didn't call me Kahmunrah the Trustworthy for nothing, alright?
[starts to hand him the hourglass]
Kah Mun Rah: Here you go...

[jerks it back]
Kah Mun Rah: They DIDN'T call me Kahmunrah the trustworthy! They called me Kahmunrah the BLOODTHIRSTY, who kills whoever doesn't give Kahmunrah exactly what he wants in the moment that he wants it, which is RIGHT NOW, when I had also better get the combination and the Tablet!
Larry Daley: That's what they called you?

Kah Mun Rah: It was shorter in Egyptian.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

[from trailer]
Amelia Earhart: [in awe] Great Gatsby!

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

[from trailer]
Larry Daley: This is the Smithsonian! This is the big leagues!

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Brandon: It's Brundon.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Octavius: [Approaches Kah Mun Rah, riding on a squirrel and looks up as Kah Mun Rah looks down, puzzled] Do you wish to surrender honorably, or must this end with the spilling of your blood?
Kah Mun Rah: [Looks to Larry] This? This is your big rescue?
Octavius: Oh no... this is!
[Abraham Lincoln breaks in through the wall, Kah

Mun Rah and the others look up in shock]
Kah Mun Rah: What... is that thing?
Abraham Lincoln: The name is Abraham Lincoln, and you sir, are in a heap of trouble!

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Brundon the Security Guard: Put your hands in your pockets, bring your attitude way down, and also be nice to people.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Larry Daley: What are you staring at?
Amelia Earhart: I don't want to miss a moment.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Kah Mun Rah: [as the portal to the Underworld is being opened by the tablet] Ah... you know what that sound is?
[Ivan The Terrible is about to speak]
Kah Mun Rah: It's rhetorical. That is the sound of the end.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Tuskegee Airman #1: The Tuskegee Air Men are enjoying their freedom.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Kah Mun Rah: [to the birdmen, ordering attack against Lincoln] Makhta! Makhta!
Birdmen: [looking at Kah Mun Rah in confusion]
Kah Mun Rah: [imitating bird sounds] Arrh! Arrh!

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Larry Daley: What, did they run out of U's on your name plate?
Brandon: I dunno, did they run out of jokes at the Interesting Joke Store that you shop at?

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Kah Mun Rah: I am Kah Mun Rah, half god, once removed on my mother's side.

Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

Sailor Joey Motorola: [sees Kahmunrah's men] What am I lookin' at here, Mardi Gras? Where unit are you from?
Larry Daley: Uh, I'm from Brooklyn.
Sailor Joey Motorola: Brooklyn? Are you serious? I'm from Flatbush! Hey fellas, these so-and-sos are tryin' to rough up my pal here just because he's from Brooklyn!