I think I'm a somewhat nervous bee who just wants to conform. Which, I guess, is common in bees.
I slip from workaholic to bum real easy.
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists.
'The Road to Wellville'... it had Anthony Hopkins, Bridget Fonda, directed by Alan Parker. I hadn't been doing all that well, and I was thrilled to get it, and it just didn't work. It was a terrible movie, but I don't think it's anyone's fault.
I like actors who are sort of different and eccentric - not what you expect.
I used to wonder what it would be like to see my name on a billboard. I couldn't even imagine something like that. Then you see it, and, well, it just makes billboards not as special as they used to be. It's weird.
I love musicals more than anything.
'Election' - I just loved the script, and I loved having the part.
I liked 'Brighton Beach Memoirs,' which I did with Neil Simon. I kind of was playing him, as Eugene Morris Jerome, and I played that a few times at the very beginning of my career.
I'm not the best dog owner.
I think if ever I met Peter O'Toole, I'd faint.
I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he's a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me.
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff.
People are consistently telling me how much they like my wife. That's my cross to bear.
Television makes you very famous. It's very strange.
When I see people who have to fly to a city every day with a laptop and stuff, that's why - I don't think I could manage that.
I saw Al Pacino on the street once. That made me very nervous.
The first dog I got was a border collie. Her name was Sally.
