Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

The reality is, punishing people by using a sentencing enhancement that was clearly intended to punish people who had been doing something far worse is, by definition, a miscarriage of justice.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

I'm all for teaching about important concepts like consent; I'm also very aware of how damaging and destructive it can be to be a victim of sexual harassment.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

As a general rule, I don't like to see laws that allow for the arrest and incarceration of people based on a sort of subjective standard.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

Personally, my general winter rule is that, if I'm not being paid to leave my apartment, then I'll be damned if I'm leaving.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

Hillary Clinton had the backing of the entire DNC during her 2016 run, and yet, after she lost, all she could do was whine incessantly about how many people had wronged her throughout the process and made it so unfair.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

My first job ever real job in the field was as an airborne traffic reporter and producer in Los Angeles, but I was laid off pretty quickly - which was totally fair, because I'm terrible with directions, and that's kind of the whole job.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

My favorite tweets are the, 'I used to like and then you said this,' 'I used to like you then you suggested that president Trump was not the savior of all of us.' It's absolutely ridiculous.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

In fact, despite the fact that he's somehow managed to brand himself as a moderate choice, Michael Bloomberg's record is actually that of an authoritarian nightmare.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

For years, fiscally conservative advocacy groups were giving then-Republican representative Justin Amash awards, praise, and donations. Now that he's an independent, however, many of those same groups are snubbing him entirely.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

All too often, we see politicians on both sides desperately twisting themselves into partisan-hack pretzels, for the sole purpose of defending their own 'team' or attacking the other, without any thought to principles or values whatsoever.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

To Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders is bad because she and her buddies in Congress don't 'like' him.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

My later jobs as a waitress felt like a posh paradise after my first one at Boston Market.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

I know it can be difficult to try and achieve your dreams when you don't have the same advantages as some other people may have, but this is a country full of opportunity where amazing things can happen, if you are willing to hustle and be smart about it.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

I myself have appeared on countless panels alongside people with whom I've disagreed, at times even vehemently - and yet, the thought of closing out those segments by grabbing their notes and ripping them up has never even crossed my mind.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

The truth is, every situation is different and has its own unique set of circumstances. That is reality, plain and simple.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

Let's all be honest here for a second, okay - bacon? Not even that good. Now, I'm not saying that it's bad. I like bacon-wrapped dates, and I've also been known to enjoy a BLT a couple of times a year. What I'm saying is, bacon is fine, but it is objectively not so good that we need bacon-scented sunscreen.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

No one, and I mean no one, gets personally offended by someone saying a food that they like is just okay - as if I had just attacked one of their character traits - unless 'character trait' is exactly what they consider liking that food to be.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

The bottom line is this: It is not, in a country that was founded on the values of individual liberty and personal responsibility, the job of the government (read: completely uninvolved taxpayers) to pay for someone else's mistake.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

In fact, I can confidently say that 'South Park's' penchant for unbridled derision has been directly responsible for my own joy in some times of terrible sadness.

Kat Timpf
Kat Timpf

Perhaps the most common argument against the advocates of cancel culture is that they're lame and uncreative - and I think they generally are.