John Oliver
John Oliver

I've said yes to everything that Jon Stewart has asked me to do. That's been a pretty good career decision, I think.

John Oliver
John Oliver

The moment I accept that there's an artistic, redeeming quality in puns, I have a horrible feeling I'll get hooked.

John Oliver
John Oliver

There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for that.

John Oliver
John Oliver

You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well. It was probably years before I was confident enough in stand-up that I was able to talk about the things I wanted to talk about, the way I wanted to talk about them.

John Oliver
John Oliver

I'm not really much of an actor, so when I started on 'The Daily Show,' I was just trying to adopt the faux authority of a newsperson. Having a British accent definitely gave me a sonic leg up on that because there is a faux authority to the British accent in and of itself.

John Oliver
John Oliver

It's pretty physically unsettling, living life on a visa.

John Oliver
John Oliver

I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy.

John Oliver
John Oliver

I wanted to be a soccer player. I knew that couldn't happen.

John Oliver
John Oliver

I did sketch comedy, but I never did improv. So I've just tried to learn as I go.

John Oliver
John Oliver

I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician.

John Oliver
John Oliver

Armando Iannucci is one of my heroes. As I was growing up, he was probably the most influential comic voice that I had.

John Oliver
John Oliver

It was probably years before I was confident enough in stand-up that I was able to talk about the things I wanted to talk about, the way I wanted to talk about them.

John Oliver
John Oliver

The only thing I'm nervous about is talking to guests like human beings, because all of my interviews so far have been attacking people. I have a genuine concern about sitting across from an actor whose movies I obviously haven't seen.

John Oliver
John Oliver

Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England, it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing.

John Oliver
John Oliver

I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into.

John Oliver
John Oliver

People are friendlier in New York than London.

John Oliver
John Oliver

You just try to be true to your idea of what is funny and what is also interesting.

John Oliver
John Oliver

I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That's why so many infomercials have British people.

John Oliver
John Oliver

It's a great time to be doing political satire when the world is on a knife edge.

John Oliver
John Oliver

I feel more at home knowing I'm not really at home. It takes all the pressure off you trying to fit in!