Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being.
People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the last thing you add in, because it's the easiest thing.
I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have.
Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you.
There are two kinds of hecklers: the destructive and constructive hecklers.
I would never heckle someone. That's why I think I'm so interested in someone that would.
Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest.
Politics has become infused with narcissism in America.
There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers.
