John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

Literally' - I'm not having it; people can't go around saying 'literally.' Otherwise, what's literal? There's not another word for literally: if it isn't figurative or metaphorical, what is it? It's literal: there's no substitute.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I ain't got a credit card, a mobile phone or a computer. Call me sentimental. I think that's a whole world of trouble I ain't got no business setting foot in. And you know what? It feels good.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

The very pointlessness of a sea walk is it's attractiveness to me.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

Find a poet whose style you like, emulate that style, then deal with things that you know about - don't waste your time looking for your own style.' I wish I could remember who told me that, because I'd like to congraulate him. I've emulated all the old guys - Tennyson, Alexander Pope.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

The greatest threat to any artist is surrounding themselves with people who love everything they do.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I'm not fond of crowds. I'm no jittery neurotic, but I don't really want to be surrounded by a lot of people if I have a choice.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I've got a speech impediment.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I'm not giving away sartorial secrets but the trousers I wear cost 19 quid.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

There is a certain sentimental vibe in my home town of Manchester, which you would sort of expect.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I enjoy gigging in industrial towns. It seems to be where I go down the best. Somewhere where they have a history of manufacturing, they're my favourite places to play.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

Maybe there are luckier people than me, but I don't know who that would be. I feel pretty lucky. I've had a nice life - I don't know how I could be luckier.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

When I sit down to eat, the greatest spice of all is hunger.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

From social pariah to King of the World? It's taken 45 years, so I've been able to adjust to it!

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I eat like a pig. Tripe is the only thing I won't eat.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

The '80s were a lost decade.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

Fame just ain't a natural situation. But I shouldn't have worried because everyone thought I was a bit famous even before I'd done anything; people just assumed I was famous.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I love the Arctic Monkeys!

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I was too old to be a punk rocker. I was a mod, that's really the only youth tribe I ever belonged to - and even then, not for very long.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I'd like to be rich, but without all the downside of fame.

John Cooper Clarke
John Cooper Clarke

I went to what can only be described as a slum school in Salford - rough and full of trainee punks - but I was very lucky in that I had one inspiring teacher, John Malone, who gave the whole class an interest in romantic poetry.