It is amazing that I'm making a career out of comedy, my family can't quite believe it.
I don't do vulgarity, I prefer to talk about nice things.
I often ask people in the audience what their favourite cheese is. Anything less than Gruyere and they're just not middle class!
I'd love to grow a pair of discreet wings so I could just fly around a bit and impress people.
I think it's important some people do publicly go 'Hey, I'm not straight and I'm not gay. I'm somewhere in the middle and that's ok.'
I think it's important to go out and gig all over the country, it makes you a better comic.
As a child, I used to bite my toenails, which is grim. I can still do it.
I love painting. I love writing. I love creating and being around people who are creating.
I used to sing classical music to the flowers in the garden and imagine they were all different parts of the orchestra. It used to really annoy the neighbours.
I do a very good impression of Louis Armstrong.
When you're going into companies and you're secret filming, I didn't realise the amount of protection that you need legally before you can do just the slightest thing.
I think it's something to do with the nurturing side of the psyche; tying up a sunflower or whatever and helping it grow, it is just some kind of core human experience.
I would like to be constantly thinking about life, trying to make it funny.
The idea was to become an actor. Then I found I really didn't like acting.
I just want people to have a laugh.
As a comic, you just want to be liked.
I buy flowers for myself all the time. I'm comedy's Elton John.
I remember weeping silently in bed after watching 'Titanic.'
You can't go too far wrong with the Pointer Sisters.
I'm not that sort of writer where I can restrict myself to a theme, just in case nothing good comes of it.
