Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

I've never met a client who wants to be the worst.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

People who are visiting Long Island find it's very beautiful, and they are quick to try Long Island foods, wines and other products.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

If the FBI is now in charge of bad taste, we're all doomed.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

Sometimes you have to scare people to save their lives. But I'm very much against it if you're trying to sell a product.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

People don't generally like advertising that takes a stand.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

It is now possible to target adverts to the right person at the right time in the right place. But that is not enough.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

Money is being wasted on adverts that go right over a consumer's head. They may win awards at Cannes, but they lose at the cash register.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

The Google model of targeted advertising is appealing because it claims to cut down on waste. We need to ask how that efficiency can be brought to creative process.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

The Internet is king. Newspapers are dead or dying. Magazines are shrinking every day. Ad budgets are being cut. The bottom line is now the only line in advertising.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

I'm a driver, and I love it.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

There are no client conflicts, only bad explanations.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

I don't remember most of the '60s and '70s.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

Imagine there wasn't photography. Where would we be? How would I remember what I looked like as a kid? It links us all. It keeps us all together; it's what our history is.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

Most account guys live with fear in their hearts.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

The establishment can't change. It can't give people anything different; it can't make the turn.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

In my world - advertising - the Super Bowl is judgment day. If politicians have Election Day and Hollywood has the Oscars, advertising has the Super Bowl.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

My grandmother would start making her meat sauce at 7 in the morning on Sunday, and within five or six hours, that smell would be all through the house.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

I couldn't get along with the French.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

I think it's good to have switched to a much more visual world and that people are not all that interested in words.

Jerry Della Femina
Jerry Della Femina

I have very talented art directors in my agency who start out telling me, 'Well, this is what the picture is... ' I ask, 'Well, what's the headline?' and they say, 'We haven't done that yet, but it looks this way.' But I'm still writing copy, almost every day.