Nobody ever starts out to make a mediocre, commercial film. You always think it's going to be something. And then, once you're done with your shooting, you have no control. You're just done, as an actor.
I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.
I don't think Hollywood was trying to do anything with me. In fact, they lost interest pretty quick.
I'm grateful for any opportunity to act.
I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
Also, as I've gotten older and more mature, I've become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that's reflected onstage.
I have yet to meet very many people in the press who are really, truly interested in writing a good story or getting at the truth. Most press people, when they come into an article, have an angle that they want already, so they need points to support that angle, whatever the angle may be.
You know, there's nothing more interesting than seeing a bunch of racists become confused and angry at a speech they're not quite certain what he's saying.
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't.
A lot of the hate mail I get is clearly misogynist. I am a proud liberal, feminist woman, and the hate mail I get about those three things is not about me.
Let's put it this way: I don't have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why, exactly.
I love a nice cooking show. It's as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose.
I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job.
My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work.
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.
The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
I'm not a disciplined writer.
I don't really have a theatre background at all.
