Adam Sandler
Adam Sandler

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Ashley Williams
Ashley Williams

I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things.

Barry Marshall
Barry Marshall

My mother was a nurse, and in her era, most diseases weren't understood; people put mustard plasters on knees and rubbed camphor on your chest if you had a cough and did funny things to you if you had tuberculosis - all these things that really made very little difference once proper treatments were brought in.

Bill Irwin
Bill Irwin

From the earliest memories I have, I liked physical, funny things.

Billy Collins
Billy Collins

Humor, for me, is really a gate of departure. It's a way of enticing a reader into a poem so that less funny things can take place later. It really is not an end in itself, but a means to an end.

Chris Carter
Chris Carter

I've got funny things. David Duchovny had to have a cast made of his face to do an old person's make-up, and I've got that cast of his face in my house. I've got something from the pilot, the original implant that was in Billy Miles' head. I've got a sign from 'The Erlenmeyer Flask.' But my house isn't a museum to 'The X-Files!'

Chris Messina
Chris Messina

I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.

Christopher Gorham
Christopher Gorham

You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part.

Cliff Chiang
Cliff Chiang

One of the funny things about Wonder Woman is that everybody does love her. She does win everybody over at some point.

Conchita Wurst
Conchita Wurst

I'd done drag since I was 14, for special occasions, and in 2010 a friend of mine with her own burlesque group was looking for a host. During a party I was just fooling around, taking the microphone, saying stupid, funny things, and she asked me afterward if I wanted to host her burlesque show every Saturday.