Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

As American citizens, if you believe all banks were bailed out, you would hate banks. I would, too.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

You wonder, 'How could it possibly be me?' Well, of course it could happen to you. You have it. Then, of course, you wake up every morning, and you hope it's a bad dream. Then you wake up. I have cancer.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

Donald Trump has put some professional people around himself. Experienced. Successful. I know a lot of people seem to think that success and experience are reasons you shouldn't serve in public office. But they are knowledgeable and smart, and they've been around the world.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

Until Donald Trump got to where he was, they said you'll never see a rich businessman who's never been in politics be president. I clearly was wrong about that.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

It's really important that policy be properly designed. It's not enough just to.. .get angry over a subject.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

America has the best hand ever dealt to any country on this planet, ever. Yes, we have problems, but you travel around the world, you'll see we have it all.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

My retirement date, every time you ask me that, I'm going to say five years. I don't want to retire.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

The problem is not that the U.S. economy won't be able to take care of its citizens - it is that taking away benefits, creating intergenerational warfare, and scapegoating will make for very difficult and bad politics. This is a tragedy that we can see coming. Early action would be relatively painless.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

There are downsides to a lot of things. There are downsides to flying - people die every now and then. Do you want to stop all air flights? There are downsides to pharma; sometimes they're misused. Do you want to stop using pills?

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

Virtual currency, where it's called a bitcoin vs. a U.S. dollar, that's going to be stopped. No government will ever support a virtual currency that goes around borders and doesn't have the same controls. It's not going to happen.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

When people blanket a whole class of people with statements, I just think that is unfair to everybody. I could do the same thing about media. I can do the same thing about politicians or lawyers, and they're just never accurate.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

Americans should understand that 50%, or something like, of the kids in inner-city schools, often poor and often minority, don't graduate. And the ones that do don't necessarily have the skills to get a job. That is the biggest disgrace in this country.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

Among those people not graduating, there might be a Steve Jobs or Barack Obama. We'll never know.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

In the old days, you dealt with one regulator. Now it's five or six. You all should ask the question how American that is.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

I'm very close to thinking the United States shouldn't be in Basel any more. I would not have agreed to rules that are blatantly anti-American. Our regulators should go there and say, 'If it's not in the interests of the United States, we're not doing it.'

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

Some things never change - there will be another crisis, and its impact will be felt by the financial markets.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

I don't buy this thing that our industry is responsible for all the ills of the world. We have great people at JPMorgan Chase. We operate with a lot of rigor. Our clients are happy with us.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

People and companies make mistakes. I guarantee we'll make a mistake next quarter. So what? Businesses make mistakes. Hopefully smaller, and fewer.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

I am not responsible for the financial crisis, I hate to tell you.

Jamie Dimon
Jamie Dimon

I am not interested when people refer to a quarter or this year because the way I look at a country is what are its prospects over the next 20-30 years, and India's are good.