Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
Failing to be there when a man wants her is the greatest sin a woman can commit - except being there when he doesn't want her.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her - when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'
When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his charming manners, that won her heart.
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
There's so much saint in the worst of them, and so much devil in the best of them, that a woman who's married to one of them, has nothing to learn of the rest of them.
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
A fool and her money are soon courted.
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.
