Down at Bournemouth, I kicked a tray of cups up into air, and one hit Luther Blissett on the head. He flicked it on, and it went all over my suit hanging behind. Another time, at West Ham, I also threw a plate of sandwiches at Don Hutchison. He's sitting there, still arguing with me, with cheese and tomato running down his face.
I do enjoy seeing footballers every day, being on the training ground.
For eight years at West Ham, I made a profit. And I kept them in the Premier League. Took them into Europe.
I'm a realist.
I am a worrier.
Roy Race was a comic book hero, and Steven Gerrard is a real-life one.
You now have these owners who are all successful businessmen, and they think they should be winning. They come in thinking that they should be winning. Some don't understand that only one team can win the league.
To me, there's no point in having confrontation for the sake of it.
Football wears you out, and when things are not going well, it's not enjoyable.
Dave Mackay was one of the best I've ever seen. Jimmy Greaves was the greatest goal scorer, and George Best was just the best. The greatest.
At West Ham, I was never able to buy the top-flight players. It was a case of looking around, trying to do deals. I was always taking a gamble.
I would love to work with a young and upcoming coach somewhere and give him some experience. Something like Gerry Francis overseeing Tony Pulis.
All my mates are West Ham supporters; I went there at 15.
Nobody at the FA has ever explained why I was overlooked and not even asked for an interview.
Two wide men stuck out wide leave you very open in midfield, but it's a strength as well. Going forward, it makes you pretty dangerous to anyone.
You can look at stats as much as you want - and we do - but you can have too much of it. You can spend too much time looking at computers rather than looking at the real thing which is out there on the pitch. I still think that being a good judge of players is the most important thing.
I am not going to fiddle taxes. I pay my accountant a fortune to look after me.
I am completely and utterly disorganised.
I write like a two-year-old, and I can't spell.
I have never written a letter in my life.
